(Hattusas the Naghualism Holy City. Enter Pericles and Advisors)
PERICLES: Quick check, who can we bring into this war?
NICOLAOS: Only the French would agree to that
PERICLES: Really? Sweet! Drag em in!
NICOLAOS: Alright, Paris isnt too far from here
(Exit Nicolaos)
MIRA: Master? You sure you want to go through with this?
PERICLES: Yeah...everyone is busy in a war. No one will help Suppiluliuma
MIRA: Except the French, the only people that is not occupied
SPYROS: But they are friendly with you! I'm sure Jona wont attack you for declaring war on the holy city
PERICLES: I'm trying to teach myself that I can't trust anybody
MIRA: But you trust so many people!
PERICLES: Yeah, my teachings are failing
(Enter Nicolaos and Joan)
JOAN: Your really declaring war on the Naghualism holy city?
PERICLES: Yup!
JOAN: Your crazy
PERICLES: Your crazier for joining me
JOAN: I'm just going along with you so that you won't think I may declare war on you for attacking the Holy City
PERICLES: How did you know I was thinking that!
JOAN: I'm just THAT good
NICOLAOS: Actually...we were behind that tree
JOAN: ...
PERICLES: So...you want me to give you something for this?
JOAN: I was gonna do it for free...but now that you asked me...
PERICLES:
JOAN: I want 90 gold
PERICLES: Deal
JOAN: Alright! Lets get this war started!
(Enter Suppiluliuma)
SUPPILULIUMA: Pericles! I don't suppose that you have finally decided to give up your silly religion and join Naghualism?
PERICLES: Actually, I was wondering if your head would look good on a pole
SUPPILULIUMA: Let me go check
(Exit Suppiluliuma)
PERICLES: Your kidding me right?
JOAN: Let's just attack this city already
PERICLES: Fine...fine
MIRA: Pericles! Before you begin, we built the Parthenon! You can see it in this screenshot of our city
PERICLES: What does it do?
MIRA: It gives culture and spreads Hellenism
NICOLAOS: It's the Hellenism Wonder. We are lucky that our civilization managed to build it
MIRA: Yeah! We can max out all its capabilities!
PERICLES: Alright. Now you should go before the blood begins
MIRA: Eww! Blood!
(Exit Mira and Nicolaos)
SPYROS: Ready?
JOAN: Yeah
PERICLES: Lets go!
(Attack is commenced. Enter Suppiluliuma)
SUPPILULIUMA: Haha! Great tactic to distract me then attack me!
PERICLES: That wasent a tactic! Your just stupid!
SUPPILULIUMA: Unfortunatly for you, I have a tactic as well!
(Walls come out of the ground surrounding Hattusas and keeping out the Greek and French army)
JOAN: What the hell?
PERICLES: We gotta bombard this! It's a city gatehouse!
SPYROS: We need to get the cities defences to 25% before we can attack!
PERICLES: Alright! Catapults! Go!
CATAPULT 1: Yes sir!
(The walls of the city gatehouse are sieged)
MAN: Suppiluliuma! Our city cannot stand much longer!
SUPPILULIUMA: Quick! I must retreat to my palace!
MAN: But sir! Your people need you here!
SUPPILULIUMA: I need to protect what we hold in the Palace!
MAN: Yes sir! Quickly then!
(The walls continue to be seiged. Exit Suppiluliuma)
SPYROS: The walls are crumbling!
PERICLES: I got my sword
JOAN: Me too. I'm ready when you are
CATAPULT 1: Pericles! The defences are down!
PERICLES: Ok Catapults! Rush them!
(The Catapults go down to the city and attack. 3 of them die)
SPYROS: Pericles! We lost 3 catapults!
PERICLES: I guess its our turn then! Vultures! Swordsmen! This is our moment!
GREEK ARMY: Yeah!
PERICLES: LETS ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
ALL: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!