50 Reasons why LOTR sucks!

[Moss]

That was pretty good. He did a good job of mocking what many people have said about the movie.

 

[Mrogreturns]

Its about time someone pointed out this stuff, now I want to see someone get stuck into The Wizard of Oz. For one thing- how could the strawman talk if he didn't have a brain?!

 

[wilston]

u are a fool. i quickly read through ur reasons and i found some stuff to pay u out about.

1. why did LOTR need violence? so it wasnt crap like some many other movies.
2. the scene with the inn shows ringwraiths in the hobbits room, however they are with Strider (Aragorn). thats why the ringwraiths scream after they stab the pillows, they're pissed off cause they've been tricked



so u get a big

DER!!!!

 

[Riesstiu IV]

Sweet baby jesus not again! Another poster who resurrects this thread without reading the entire thing. There is a reason why this was posted in the humor section you know.

 

[YNCS]

I never understood why this pathetic parody was posted in Jokes and Humor. Only stuff that's funny, which this really lame parody was quite definitely not, should be in J&H. Perhaps we could get a mod to move it to "Unfunny Attempts at Humor."

 

[Maniacal]

[edit- nevermind, I clearly see you're Canadian. That explains everything.]

Ehem, I hope your joking.

This was a very funny articvle,, especialy since if it WAS real then the person who wrote it owul have to be incredibly foolish as it they would obviously know nothing from the books, or just plain dont understand things *thinks about part of article, breaks into bout of laughter*, and it is totaly biased, glad it's a joke. Why do I often point out the obvious? I think I'll stop typing now.

 

[BearMan]

Fun ? .. Not really, some of the stuff are not worth mentioning as "bad"....

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

did someone miss the fact that she wasn't human ?
the list goes on...

 

[greekguy]

that was absoluety hillarious. i have to admit at first i thought it was real, until some of the unrealstic ones like "bilibo should be played by Vin Deisal". and, man, some of the posts in this thread were funnier than the actual joke.

 

[Azale]

seriously, the people who took this serious should really look at the forum thier in.

HUMOR & JOKES

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

I don't understand humor.

Only humour.

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[Luthor_Saxburg]

I don't understand humor.

Only humour.

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So you don't see the humour in calling it "humor"?