500 ways you know your computer sucks

[puglover]

19 After closer inspection, you realize your computer is inferior to an abacus

51. The abacus has better multiplayer capabilities.

 

[Perfection]

52. magenta, cyan, black and white are the only colors you can display

 

[Souron]

53. When mentioning the brand of your computer, people are surprised to hear that that company even makes computers.*

*guilty

 

[puglover]

53. When mentioning the brand of your computer, people are surprised to hear that that company even makes computers.*

*guilty

54. The company is McDonalds

 

[Perfection]

55. The user interface consists of a lever, dipictions of various animals, and recordings of what they say.

 

[Yuri2356]

56. Installing new programs consists of manipulating a series of switches, dials, gears, and a stearing wheel.

 

[Zuffox]

57. To you, upgrading the computer is replacing the guinea pig running around inside the wheel of the computer.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

58)The RAM's clock rate is faster than you processors.

 

[azzaman333]

59. Space Invaders is too high tech for your computer.

 

[Yuri2356]

60. You measure your monitor's refresh rate in seconds per frame.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

61. When your calculator can answer you what 100! is faster than your computer

 

[Tycoon101]

62. Your computer makes you feel suicidal.
63. Your computer is so horrible that you actually begin to hate playing Civ.
64. Your computer beat you up and stole your lunch money.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

61. When your calculator can answer you what 100! is faster than your computer

65. When you can figure out what 100! is faster than your computer.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

65. When you can figure out what 100! is faster than your computer.

That too
66. When its faster to call your friend rather than aim him/her

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

That too
66. When its faster to call your friend rather than aim him/her

67. When it's faster to send a carrier pigeon to your friend than AIM him/her.

(I'm not trying to one-up you, I swear . . .)

 

[Genocidicbunny]

67. When it's faster to send a carrier pigeon to your friend than AIM him/her.

(I'm not trying to one-up you, I swear . . .)

Doesnt seem like youre not...j/k
68. By the time your computer finishes responding to someone on these forums, the thread has already been closed due to the max posts in a thread being reached

 

[YNCS]

69. Your computer has a hatch on the top to load coal.

70. You have to turn on the cooling water before you start your computer.

71. You have to power down every ten minutes to give the squirrels a chance to rest.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

72. Your computer is so old, it has started gaining value.(Normally computers lose value as soon as you buy them, and they continue to do so)

 

[Perfection]

73. When something important breaks the most cost effective means of repairing is to whittle a replacement.

 

[Tycoon101]

74. You can't find your dog, and think that he got sucked into your computer's vacuum tubes.