500 ways you know your computer sucks

[MooManof_]

97. The Natural history museum and your PC's tech support people share staff and office space.

 

[megalomaniac]

89. You know the dial-up noise of by heart

98. You've begun to listen to the dial-up noise as if it were music.

 

[salty mud]

99. To find replacements for your computer you must go and dig them up.

 

[Truronian]

100: Your moniter is black and white

 

[salty mud]

101. Your Great Grandad who was a Major-General in WWII co-ordinated attacks against the enemy on the comp

 

[MooManof_]

98. You've begun to listen to the dial-up noise as if it were music.

102. You dance to the 'music'... (I used to, when I was a kid )

100: Your moniter is black and white

103. Your 'colour' moniter is Green on Black.

 

[Maniacal]

89. You know the dial-up noise of by heart

That's not nesecaraly to do with your computer quality. Ok, my computer is crap, but TELUS said we were getting highspeed, last Fall. (so glad my mom has cable).

104. YOU have to ride a bike to power it and have the handlebars as the keyboard/mouse.

 

[Souron]

105. Color on your monitor is determined by what plastic film you put over it.

 

[MooManof_]

106. You use coloured glass plates, because plastic wasn't around when your PC was built.

 

[Truronian]

107. Your printer uses various crushed flowers for ink

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

108. Your internet loads faster than your comp.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Lots of stuff posted apply to my comp.

109. Your mouse looks like this.

 

[megalomaniac]

110. Windows 3.x is too advanced for your machine

 

[MooManof_]

111. You find yourself drooling over the 'advanced' features of Minix.

 

[The 777 Hoax]

112. It has a picture of an apple on it.

 

[Perfection]

113. The drawing program consists of translucent pieces of plastic and a black sheet of paper.

 

[Genocidicbunny]

114. It looks like a fridge

 

[Genocidicbunny]

115. The clicks it makes can be used as music.


--internet was being a b***h...

 

[MooManof_]

Because of stickciv's double post, I'll let him take the 115 slot...

116. Your PC is really just a fridge with an apple-shaped magnet on it, and your keyboard it just fridge-magnet letters.

117. You still can't find where to plug the mouse into your fridge, and it starts squeaking and trying to bite you.

 

[Truronian]

118. It can't handle the concept of a roller-ball mouse