500 ways you know your computer sucks

[ULTIMATEGP]

Well this thread is for you to find out if your computer sucks. I'll start the first and you all add more.

1.Your kids public school has better computers.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

2. It's almost as old as you...and you were born in the 70's...

 

[malclave]

3. You post your specs on a gaming message board (there'll always be someone saying your system sucks 'cause he has a homebuilt system with the current latest of everything).

 

[lz14]

4. you type "tree" and the whole result fits in one screen

 

[bhsup]

5. You're having trouble finding a replacement for the VL-Bus video card that just went bad.

 

[Strider]

6. You can type an entire paper before the first character even shows up on the screen.

 

[Tycoon101]

7. You try to wipe a smudge off your screen for five minutes until you realise that the smudge is your desktop picture.

 

[Yuri2356]

8) You can hear your processor tick off every bit

 

[FriendlyFire]

9) you realise 1 meg of ram isnt enough to run the latest games

 

[Mirc]

1 is true for me.

10) Your computer is worse than mine.

 

[ybbor]

11)you attempt to install civ and your computer laughs at you

 

[Tycoon101]

12. You install Civ 1, and your computer crashes due to a "system overload".

 

[WerBackIII]

13)Every time when you wanna start "Windows" you write "win" in DOS

14. You computer overloads when you start "Minesweeper"

15. Your computer is bigger than you!

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[wiseguy101]

16. You're still using a computer that uses vaccum tubes, instead of a microchip.

 

[BCLG100]

17- your 'computer' resembles something not unlike an Abaccus

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

18. Your computer only accepts punch cards.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

17- your 'computer' resembles something not unlike an Abaccus

19 After closer inspection, you realize your computer is inferior to an abacus

 

[Truronian]

20. Your computer only has a VCR drive

 

[plarq]

21. You're off CFC since your computer can't process this page.

 

[Raisin Bran]

22 - your computer uses 3 rooms in your appartment