A book never written

[Dark Archer]

These are what I call Puns.
" Under the bleachers" by: Seamore Butts
" We meet again" by: Ron De Vu
" It's fun to surf" by: Ima Shark

 

[DS_Legionary]

"The Yellow River" by: I.P. Freely

 

[IceBlaZe]

Seamore Butts is actually a real pornstar.
Bet you knew that, though.

 

[Al Zan]

Originally posted by IceBlaZe
Seamore Butts is actually a real pornstar.
Bet you knew that, though.

what! he is real!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

"Skydiving for dummies" by: Willie Jump

 

[DS_Legionary]

Originally posted by IceBlaZe
Seamore Butts is actually a real pornstar.
Bet you knew that, though.

Yes, I knew that, and it's actually spelled Seymore. Not Seamore. Or so he says......

 

[Amenhotep7]

"A Study of Optometry" by: I.M. Blind

 

[Pirate]

"Archeological Guide to Native American Weapons" by Tommy Hawk

"Gardening Basics" by Pete Moss

"My Life as a Russian Chauffer" by Pikup Andropov

"101 Beauty Secrets" by Bud Tugly

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"Bouncing off the Walls" by Rick O'shea

"DOS for Dummies" C. Colin Backslash

 

[Mescalhead]

"The History of Northern India" by A. Ryan

"Modern Terrorism and 9/11" by Albert Keada

"Can We Be Certain that God Exists?" By Agnus Dick

"How to Spot a Fake Identity" by Heywood Jablomey

"How I Survived a Scandinavian Winter" by Olaf Desnoe

"Krakatoa: 1883" By Val Kano

 

[Pirate]

"Things I Never Knew Before" by Newt Omee

"Flying in Coach" by Wilma Butfitt

"Advanced Linear Algebra" by Pauly Nomial

"The Minimalist" by Les Izmor

"The Real Life of Austin Powers" by O. Bea Haive

"Bush's Aircraft Carrier Landing" by Victor E. Laptusoon

 

[Dark Archer]

Dang you guys are good those are awesome.

 

[Pirate]

Bestsellers on University campuses:

"Successful Exam Taking Strategies" by Phil Indiblank

"The Joys of Unemployment" by Art Majors

 

[luke ka boom]

"The Chocolate Touch" Michael Jackson
"Stock Market for Business Men" Martha Stewart

 

[Mescalhead]

"Nicotine and Your Health" by Carson O'Jenick

"Steps at Increasing Your Memory" by Ira Member

"My Life as an Irish Nationalist" by Ira Member

"The Importance of a Healthy Diet" by Ainel Fischer

"Know the Worth of Your Coin Collection" by Aldous Chainj

 

[stratego]

"Art of Jello making" -Jess Atwater.

"Controlling your Farts" -Donny Beans

"Double Your Income Overnight" Robert A Bank

 

[Hawkster]

more.....

"Making Crime Pay" - Robin Banks
"Uses of a magnifying glass" - Seymour Clearly
"Uses for glue" - Harold Ite
"Secretarial Skills" - Dick Tation
"Rusty Bedsprings" - I P Knightly
"The Broken Window" - **** A Brick and Eva Rock
"The Returning Guest" - Albie Back
"Jailbreak" - Freeda Lifer
"Feline Massage" - Kat Stroker
"Falling Off a Ladder" - Eileen Dover

 

[Yaniv]

My creations:

"Around the World" by Ben Heir
"Teamwork" by Pat Shoulder
"The Beauty of Sunrise and Sunset" by Eive Dawn
"Drug Addicct" by Morco Cane

 

[CCA]

"Stupidity is an art" by I.M Stupid

 

[America444]

"streaks on the wall" by Hu Flungpu
"3 miles to the out house" written by willie makit illustrated by don thinkso

 

[IceBlaZe]

"History as we know it" By Rev. Izi Onism