A Civ Joke!

[EuropeanPotato]

I just came up with this! I was bored... and nervous because I was off PTW and not playing. Here it goes:

What would happen if Mother Russia and Father German had a child?


They would leave a very Hungary orphan.

 

[Revolutionairy]

(Cringe)

I think you should stick to playing civ

 

[puglover]

*chuckles* Your Burgundy (burger'd be) stale by then!

 

[Chieftess]

Wrong forum. Moved.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

One is reminded of Hitler's song in 'To Be or Not to Be'

I don't want war! I just want peace! A little piece of Poland, a little piece of France! A nice slice of Turkey

 

[napoleon526]

I must confess I laughed at this "joke." God, i'm a dork.

 

[LordMongoose]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! EuropeanPotato has attacked my alter-ego's heritage! To arms my mongoose brethren! Kill the infidel!:die:

 

[Obssesed Nuker]

:sees spam fest coming::goes into missile command bunker:

 

[Matrix]

Sure. Nice, EuropeanPotato. But I think making such a remark is the 1001st clue you've been playing Civ3 too much.

Obssesed Nuker, there will be such a fest if you make remarks like that! So don't.

 

[pallypia]

"And God said, 'Let us create a glorious animal whose name will bring joy in the saying to millions of slightly crazed children in the future.' And God created the mongoose." -The part of Genesis stolen by the mongeese.



Ok, I must admit it, I lost it at that point....Ive never realised how funny the idea of having mongeese...(still bloody grinning... )...I must have been having a flash back or something, but that was damn funny... later Lord Mongoosey. ;-)

 

[EuropeanPotato]

Want this joke to grace the eyes of as many people as possible.

 

[Sir John]

haha...

 

[china444]

If you ever post a:Civ Joke...(if you can call it that) prepare for a forced :suicide:

 

[CivCube]

Well now, well now, well now...

Did you hear about the tank that defeated the spearman???
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......neither have I! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [dance]

 

[Noldodan]

Boo! Boo!

 

[GenMarshall]

[punch] *in a raspy voice* "Youre not funny no more"

 

[Portuguese]

Originally posted by Revolutionairy
(Cringe)

I think you should stick to playing civ

Short & Direct! Shaissa!

 

[Fr8monkey]

How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?




















I don't know either. It's never happened yet!

 

[History_Buff]

(only if you enable lethal sea bombradment)

What really sunk the bismark?












Some shore bound catapult!