A Forum Game

[SouthernKing]

A forum game.
Now start playing!

 

[MantaRevan]

"When I said 'Death before dishonor', master, I meant in a dictionary sense."-HK-47

 

[Save_Ferris]

"When I said 'Knives before expiration', King Cheese of the Cheddar Empire, I meant it in a dictionary sense." -Prince Toast

 

[madtemplar0]

upp...upppp.........down down...lefffffft...uugh I win, pass me another bo' 'le.

 

[Ailedhoo]

I lost...

O well! Losing is fun!

 

[madtemplar0]

yo yo as winner, I command you to go respond to my new response in Imperium Mediterraneaneaneanananeanaenana........ugh. Headachhhhhs.coming...bachhh.......

 

[Ailedhoo]

Me not that kind of orc!

 

[MantaRevan]

But I am that kind of Selcath.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Why must you be a Selcath, then? WHY?

 

[KaiserElectric]

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

 

[SamSniped]

You lost the game! :trolololol:

 

[madtemplar0]

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

nuh uh. you no update Roll to Dodge, you no win!

 

[Save_Ferris]

You lost the game! :trolololol:

Fine, everyone including you has 2 lives left!

Save_Ferris (@@; 100 HP; $1000): Buys revolver ($400), 18 shots ($100)

 

[madtemplar0]

Madtemplar bribes China. China nukes you all. And sends me on a spaceship to mars where I shall live with my martian underlings. Bow in fear!

 

[Save_Ferris]

Madtemplar bribes China. China nukes you all. And sends me on a spaceship to mars where I shall live with my martian underlings. Bow in fear!

Only one action per turn; and you start out with $1000.

 

[MantaRevan]

Banned because selcath=manta rays.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[NinjaCow64]

TROLL TO DODGE!

A forum game.
Now start playing!

(1) No. Take 9001 damage please thank you.

"When I said 'Death before dishonor', master, I meant in a dictionary sense."-HK-47

(47) Because of the 47 in your post. Congratulations: You now own a nuke.

"When I said 'Knives before expiration', King Cheese of the Cheddar Empire, I meant it in a dictionary sense." -Prince Toast

(-9001) For not having pancakes. POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

upp...upppp.........down down...lefffffft...uugh I win, pass me another bo' 'le.

(20) You gain liver powers!

(1) Nevermind, you lost them and will never get them again.

I lost...

O well! Losing is fun!

(10) No, it is not.

yo yo as winner, I command you to go respond to my new response in Imperium Mediterraneaneaneanananeanaenana........ugh. Headachhhhhs.coming...bachhh.......

(HAX) HAX!!! NO TWO ACTIONS PER TURN!!! COMPUTER ON HEAD!!!!! DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me not that kind of orc!

(19.9999999999...) "I understand that and I respect you for that." - Captain T. James Kirk.

You can now have one free joyride of the USSR Enterprise as a non-free action.

But I am that kind of Selcath.

(?) I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SELCATH YOU ARE DIE!!! DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE!!!

Why must you be a Selcath, then? WHY?

(5 by 5) Why indeed. You get a badger coat.

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

(2.oh) Your console breaks. Noob.

You lost the game! :trolololol:

(GM RAGE) I AM THE GM I DECIDE WHO WIN/LOSE! EAT DAMAGE!!! *thrusts*

nuh uh. you no update Roll to Dodge, you no win!

(1) I AM THE GEM I DECIDE WHO WIN/LOSE! *OUCH!*
(2) I update TRoll to Dodge right now thank you. *BURN!*
(3) That's the third action now. Naughty *NONONONONONO!*

Also, Edward Cullen is now humping Mad's leg.

TROLL TO DODGE!

(TROLOL) FAIL GET DAMAGED!!!

Fine, everyone including you has 2 lives left!

Save_Ferris (@@; 100 HP; $1000): Buys revolver ($400), 18 shots ($100)

(x=/=2) No, everyone has elventy-bleven lives left. Also, you now buy all that and have million dollars which does absolutely nothing.

Madtemplar bribes China. China nukes you all. And sends me on a spaceship to mars where I shall live with my martian underlings. Bow in fear!

(Reversal) IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHINA, CHINA BRIBES/NUKES/SEND ITSELF ON A SPACESHIP TO MARS YOU!!!

Also, HAX Damage.

Only one action per turn; and you start out with $1000.

(Hyo3) FOLLOW YOUR/MINE/OWN/EVERYONE'S RULES HYPOCRITE!!! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

Banned because selcath=manta rays.

(444) Banned by Thunderfall. No actions for 3-2i turns. Plus HAX damage.

Do a barrel roll!

(HAX AGAIN) You land in a barrel because of hax. Also damage.

A random NPC punches another random NPC in the face.

GM Kitten hugs KaiserElectric to apologize for the mean parody and gives him infinite health.

Edward Cullen continues to hump Mad's leg.

Uh-oh! Next round will be done when I am high on LSD!!!

(OCC: This is not meant to be an attack on Kaiser or his fine RTD. Please forgive me. )

 

[KaiserElectric]

 

[Save_Ferris]

I outside with my revolver and badger coat (+2 Swag)

While controlling other people's lives, NinjaCow64 runs into a wild Zubat! What does he do?