A joke I heard

[Lord Paul]

Ounce there were these three guys that don't know a single word of any language. They go to america to get a job. The first goes to the music store and lears how to say: Memememememe. The second guy goes to a restraut and lears how to say: Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes! And the third guy goes to the candy shop and learns how to say: Goody goody gumdrops! Suddenly police officer sees a dead man on the sidewalk and said: Who killed this man? Then the fist guy goes up to him and says: Memememememe. What was used to kill this man, the police officer said. Then the second guy says: Forks and knifes! Forks and knifes! You're all going to jail! The police officer said. Then the third guy says: Goody goody gumdrops!

The End!

 

[china444]

Wow, Puglover's brother's jokes are just as corny as Puglover's....

 

[DS_Legionary]

Heard this one before, but in a different variation. Still as corny as when I first heard it, but nice try.

 

[Perfection]

Judgement...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

As corny as the day I heard it

 

[onejayhawk]

Take it to Iowa. You can raise cattle on that stuff.

J

 

[cgannon64]

Great stuff!

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[Al Zan]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats great!

 

[The Person]

I've heard that kind of joke before. And I agree with Perfection.