Darth Tribble
Friendly Neighborhood Conqueror
Two men are taking their dogs for a walk through the town. After about an hour of walking one of them says, "I'm thirsty." The second man then speaks, "There's a bar nearby. We can go there and get something to drink." "But they won't let us bring our dogs with us," replied the first man.
"Watch this." The second man approaches the entrance of the bar where there is a bouncer standing there. The bouncer stops the man and says, "I'm sorry but you cannot bring your dog in with you." "Ah," says the man, "I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." After saying that, the bouncer lets him in.
Seeing this work, and believing it to be a very clever idea, the other man approaches the entrance. The bouncer tells him the same thing he told the last man and that he cannot bring his dog in. The man replies with, "But I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer, in disbelief, says, "That Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" After a brief period of awkward silence, the man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
*Ba-dum tsk!
"Watch this." The second man approaches the entrance of the bar where there is a bouncer standing there. The bouncer stops the man and says, "I'm sorry but you cannot bring your dog in with you." "Ah," says the man, "I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." After saying that, the bouncer lets him in.
Seeing this work, and believing it to be a very clever idea, the other man approaches the entrance. The bouncer tells him the same thing he told the last man and that he cannot bring his dog in. The man replies with, "But I'm blind and this is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer, in disbelief, says, "That Chihuahua is your seeing-eye dog?" After a brief period of awkward silence, the man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
*Ba-dum tsk!
