Adam and Eve.

[Teperi Blaze]

Adam and Eve were two beautiful statues standing in a park, they were parted by 20 feet with their arms reaching out for each other, with a loving impresson on their faces and they've done that for 200 years.

One day the Lord looks down at the couple and felt pity for them.

Adam and Eve, I will give you a gift. You will be man and woman again and for a full hour you can do what ever you want.

The couple woke up and stared at each other for a moment, then jumped off their stands and hugged each other lovingly. Then they ran into the bushes and for a while there was noices and giggles and the Lord smiled.

After 30 minutes the couple comes out of the bushes, holding hands and blushing in excitement, still giggling.

The Lord: Well, I told you have an whole hour to do as you please and there is still 30 minutes left.

Adam looks at Eve and says: Ok baby, this time you hold the pidgeon and I crap on it!

 

[Ataxerxes]

Epic. You caught me having a dirty mind.

 

[Darth Caesar]

This is a dumb joke.

 

[civ_king]

Adam and Eve were two beautiful statues standing in a park, they were parted by 20 feet with their arms reaching out for each other, with a loving impresson on their faces and they've done that for 200 years.

One day the Lord looks down at the couple and felt pity for them.

Adam and Eve, I will give you a gift. You will be man and woman again and for a full hour you can do what ever you want.

The couple woke up and stared at each other for a moment, then jumped off their stands and hugged each other lovingly. Then they ran into the bushes and for a while there was noices and giggles and the Lord smiled.

After 30 minutes the couple comes out of the bushes, holding hands and blushing in excitement, still giggling.

The Lord: Well, I told you have an whole hour to do as you please and there is still 30 minutes left.

Adam looks at Eve and says: Ok baby, this time you hold the pidgeon and I crap on it!

 

[Onionsoilder]

They're statues. Pidgeons crap on statues.

 

[Lord Baal]

Joke is better when there's no mention of Adam and Eve, just statues.

 

[Ataxerxes]

Joke is better when there's no mention of Adam and Eve, just statues.

However, for the humor to work, it has to be clear it's male and female statues. Adam and Eve everyone would get. I think it helps the joke.

 

[Arakhor]

It doesn't have to be stated that they are male and female statues. If they're gazing lovingly at each, as stated, that's all that's really necessary.

 

[Lord Baal]

It doesn't have to be stated that they are male and female statues. If they're gazing lovingly at each, as stated, that's all that's really necessary.

Exactly. Maybe the statues are Greek.