Afgan War Joke

[BlueEarth]

During the invasion of Afganistan a Taliban army was next to a hill when the General spotted an American on the hill, the American soon turned around and walked over the hill. The General quickly massed up his troops and sent a General of lesser rank over the hill to kill the American. After about an hour the General of lesser rank returned and was very injured and one of his eyes had fallen out, when the leading General asked him what happened he said "It was a trap sir! There were two of them!"

 

[Portuguese]

 

[puglover]

That has my Seal of Approval!

 

[Fr8monkey]

Can't rmember where but it went like this....
Osama and Uncle Sam were walking on the beach and both ran across a bottle. Before they could do anything, a Genie popped out and said, "I will grant you each 1 wish."
Osama quickly made his wish first. He said, "I wish that Afghanistan was back in Talliban control, completly self supporting with a wall 100 miles high and 5 miles thick surrounding the country with no way in or out."
Poof! Osama disappeared and the Genie said his wish was granted.
Uncle Sam thought a minute and said, "I wish Afghanistan was a swimming pool!"

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Fr8monkey
Can't rmember where but it went like this....
Osama and Uncle Sam were walking on the beach and both ran across a bottle. Before they could do anything, a Genie popped out and said, "I will grant you each 1 wish."
Osama quickly made his wish first. He said, "I wish that Afghanistan was back in Talliban control, completly self supporting with a wall 100 miles high and 5 miles thick surrounding the country with no way in or out."
Poof! Osama disappeared and the Genie said his wish was granted.
Uncle Sam thought a minute and said, "I wish Afghanistan was a swimming pool!"

I heard one like this, but it went like this:

Osama, Uncle Sam, and A canadian was walking when the found a genie bottle. The Genie said he would grant each one of them a wish.

The Canadian his father being a farmer and thee grandfather before that wished: "I wish all of the lands in Canada was fertile!" Instantly all of the lands in canada was fertile.

Next was Osama. He wished: "I wish there was a 100 foot wall around afganistan and that it had the largest military in the world!!" Instantly there was a 100 foot wall around afganistan and it had millions of ground soldiers and B-52's.

Last was Uncle Sam... He said 4 words.

"Fill it with water"

 

[anarres]

poor taste.

 

[philippe]

They sand would absorb all the water....

 

[farting bob]

whatdoes the canadian have to do with it?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

In the original version, Uncle Sam is described as an engineer descended from the same, and asks a few questions about the dimensions and properties of the wall, and then rubs his chin, nods sagely, and then says the punchline.

That is the context of the Canadian.

Philippe - It is a joke. Not something to merit serious geological consideration. Think on that.

 

[Zarn]

I liked both jokes.

 

[Cimbri]

I like the Taliban… They are such great warriors