AgentNES: Napoleonic Wars

This whole thing is pointless let the ceotians or what ever there name is fight it out with america!
Better yet Bavaria declares War with Wurttemburg!! We are full with Military and for them winning is a 1 to 16 chance! Any nation who wants to stop me speak up now! I am taking this because we need land and it was ours tell the Pope broke us up now we are here to claim whats ours. This is why we have been building our army! Bavaria is going to bigger projects! We will soon try to build a road to Moscow for trade. If you choose to fight aginst me please state why and dont do it for sh*ts and giggles ether!
 
Travis898 said:
This whole thing is pointless let the ceotians or what ever there name is fight it out with america!
Better yet Bavaria declares War with Wurttemburg!! We are full with Military and for them winning is a 1 to 16 chance! Any nation who wants to stop me speak up now! I am taking this because we need land and it was ours tell the Pope broke us up now we are here to claim whats ours. This is why we have been building our army! Bavaria is going to bigger projects! We will soon try to build a road to Moscow for trade. If you choose to fight aginst me please state why and dont do it for sh*ts and giggles ether!
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When the Royal Office of Diplomacy attempted to translate this letter into Danish, they went insane and began running around screaming in the palace. We demand compensation from the Bavarian government, so that we may begin to rehabilitate the translators. The letter may or may not have exploded.
 
To: The World Stage
From: The Grand Duchy of Bavaria

The Grand Duchy of Bavaria Had decided to declare a Sate of war with Wurttemburg! We ahve been building up our Military to go on with this War. The odds are in Bavarias favor. Bavaria is in desprate need for land and the Rhine wich it needs so much. Bavaria also hopes to take back the land they owned before the Pope striped it away from them. If you choose to oppose my forces then please State why and by no means make a joke out of this.


In the simplest form-Bavaria declares War on Wurretemburg
 
To: Austria, Denmark, To Whom It May Concern
From: Afghan Empire

We request this obviously inbred maniac that rules Bavaria be overturned to me so we can teach him the true spirit of the Hordes.
 
Austria wont go aginst me. we have a pact. And denmark we have no relations with and doubt we will for a while. As for you! You have no desire to rule a country because you make a joke of every thing you see or hear. Bavaria clearly states why war is apon us and Wurttemburg. I have no need or desire to scramble with you little men of the afghan plains. Leave th bisnuss of the European Theater to those who live in the European theater!
 
From: The Danemark
To: Afghan Empire
Should this mentally unstable nutcase ever enter the territory of our nation, we shall immediately turn him over to you. Regards, His Majesty Christian VII,
 
To: The Glorius Kingdom of Denmark
From: The Grand Duchy of Bavaria

Bavaria does not need any insults becuase we have done nothing wrong. Bavaria would very much like to trade with Denmark, but the fact is, is that many states lay in our way and a Trade highway would need both EP and permission from every state we must cross. As diplomacy goes Bavaria has not had the intrest to talk with you because simply you have no part in any probeblems facing Bavaria. If you would like more bond between our countries Bavaria would gladly go along with that. As for Afghan, he needs to stay and deal with his probeblems! We are the ottoman empire many other middle eastern states and austria away from each other and hes worried about what i am doing! You should see my point.
 
A Translation of the Bavarian Letters to Pashto:

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OOC: Well this quickly descended from disbelief into borderline unwarranted meanness. Perhaps we should be patient and constructive with Travis rather than relieving years of pent up anger towards that nameless jock type who called you a homo/geek/dork in front of that girl you liked in 7th grade because you answered a question correctly in history class* by picking on him/being an internet tough guy in general. No one needs to be bullied. Even if it is under the guise of "enforcing community standards", at this point you are really just getting a tad mean.



*This might seem oddly specific, but lets be honest, this is the NES forum. Y'all did well in history and got bullied for being not-jocks.
 
Travis doesn't really understand what NESing is yet... I'm sure he will quickly learn.
 
Heres the deal I have no idea of how to get my orders in except for military. I rather improve my country with that military i build! We are small so by taking Wurttemburg we improve ourselfs. I run my country in this NES! You dont rule it for me! For one you really dont need to worry about what Bavaria is doing at the moment! To you Afghans, I clearly state why i am declaring war with Wurrtemburg! You towel heads[Afghans] need to keep to your own news and area not mine! You only us prapangea to add to you somewhat screwed up country! And once you see that Bavaria is jumping into fighting you take it as a chance to make a joke of us because we fight for land! Really, If you can lead a country then you should see why and have no probeblem with this war! Do not mock me for my skill to lead a country!
 
Swissempire said:
OOC: Well this quickly descended from disbelief into borderline unwarranted meanness. Perhaps we should be patient and constructive with Travis rather than relieving years of pent up anger towards that nameless jock type who called you a homo/geek/dork in front of that girl you liked in 7th grade because you answered a question correctly in history class* by picking on him/being an internet tough guy in general. No one needs to be bullied. Even if it is under the guise of "enforcing community standards", at this point you are really just getting a tad mean.



*This might seem oddly specific, but lets be honest, this is the NES forum. Y'all did well in history and got bullied for being not-jocks.
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I'm just joking around at this point. Hell, I wasn't really bullied that much. I actually am friends with some of those "nameless jock types" and actually have more of a problem with some stupid-ass goth kid who apparently doesn't understand the rules of the social food chain (of which the goths are VERY much below). Hell, the two guys who I ranted about on CFC I'm fine with now. My post was not serious in the slightest bit.

Anyways, Travis, you might want to lurk some older NESes and ask around the community for tips.
 
Man i know your joking. I was not bullied much ether. But, I am just trying to explane why i went to war with Wurttemburg[not a rookie act]. Wich it doesnt really fase you since your in the end of the middle east
 
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