Alien technology unearthed in Siberia

[Kyriakos]

Remember those mysterious craters that suddenly appeared in Siberia, Russia months ago? Well, according to The Siberian Times, a team of scientists from the Russian Academy of Sciences was investigating one of the large craters recently and reportedly stumbled upon an "unidentified object resembling a space capsule" at the bottom. After reporting the finding, the team's satellite telephone link disconnected and they have not been found or heard from since. Continue reading for a video and more information.
"A helicopter crew that was also in the area reported having mechanical difficulties and was rescued but there were no signs of the three-man crater team. Details on the expedition are scarce. The Siberian Times says the team was at the crater taking measurements. They reported finding a grey-colored object made of a metal 'unknown to earth' at a depth of 48 meters in a 'hostile environment.' No other details of why the environment was hostile were given," reports Mysterious Universe.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/...n-crater-has-space-capsule-like-object-inside

If you recall, it is about a story appearing some months ago originally, as in the prestigious yahoo news, where they termed the crater (very originally) as a HellGate.


Link to video.

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They had uncovered what seemed to be the side of a large coloured globule embedded in the substance. The colour, which resembled some of the bands in the meteor's strange spectrum, was almost impossible to describe; and it was only by analogy that they called it colour at all. Its texture was glossy, and upon tapping it appeared to promise both brittle ness and hollowness. One of the professors gave it a smart blow with a hammer, and it burst with a nervous little pop. Nothing was emitted, and all trace of the thing vanished with the puncturing. It left behind a hollow spherical space about three inches across, and all thought it probable that others would be discovered as the enclosing substance wasted away.

 

[red_elk]

If you recall, it is about a story appearing some months ago originally, as in the prestigious yahoo news, where they termed the crater (very originally) as a HellGate.

You are being too pessimistic. It can be something else, like Zerg Nydus wormhole.

 

[trader/warrior]

Probably just swamp gas.

Well, permafrost thawing methane releases really. Even the UFO news site that this blog post was sourced from claims that this was originally posted to the Siberian Times as an april fools joke.


Link to video.

 

[Kyriakos]

Probably just swamp gas.

Russia uses the same identification system as the US?

 

[classical_hero]

The earth farted, that's why.

 

[Takhisis]

The truth is out there

 

[Agent327]

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/...n-crater-has-space-capsule-like-object-inside

Remember those mysterious craters that suddenly appeared in Siberia, Russia months ago? Well, according to The Siberian Times, a team of scientists from the Russian Academy of Sciences was investigating one of the large craters recently and reportedly stumbled upon an "unidentified object resembling a space capsule" at the bottom. After reporting the finding, the team's satellite telephone

No, I don't remember that. I do remember a meteorite wiping out a large tract of Siberian tundra forest.

The Siberian Times... I'm sure that's a reputable scientific journal in Russia.

 

[Kyriakos]

Not all of us here studied at the Miscatonic U

 

[Spidernova]

Its just a borehole mine.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

The earth farted, that's why.

A fart emerges from a pre-existing hole. This is more in the nature of the Earth popping a giant zit.

 

[Agent327]

Not all of us here studied at the Miscatonic U

No, some of us actually studied at university - including you. Got a point?

 

[Kyriakos]

No, some of us actually studied at university - including you. Got a point?

While the Siberian Times might not have article-writers from high academia, this doesn't mean they aren't trying to tear the veil of illusion enabling the powers that be to keep controlling the people. You shouldn't suffer from 'normalcy bias' anymore. Knowledge sets you free. Below the realms we see there exist vast cities with domes and spires, and dancing polypods still sing their native tunes of our common alien star systems.

 

[Agent327]

Yes, of course. And this relates to reported findings of 'alien technology' how exactly?

 

[Kyriakos]

Yes, of course. And this relates to reported findings of 'alien technology' how exactly?

Alien familiars have no sense of humor?

 

[Agent327]

Not knowing any or being familiar to any, I wouldn't have a clue. Aliens aren't generally being depicted as very humorous though.

 

[Gucumatz]

The dangers of minecraft

 

[warpus]

Aliens aren't generally being depicted as very humorous though.

Sure they are.. They abduct people, stick things up their butts, leave 0 evidence, and then probably giggle from their spacecraft as the poor person tries to explain the story to the rest of us, while slowly going crazy..

 

[Takhisis]

Zero evidence? You haven't played enough UFO: Enemy Unknown then, classical_hero. Back to your DOSBox!