All Your Base

[Rusted Armor]

In AD 1664
Plague was beginning
*Cough*
Charles II of England: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set up us the infected Merchants.
Second Advisor: We get messanger.
Charles II of England: What!
Second Advisor: I open main door.
Charles II of England: It's you!!
Louis XIV: How are you gentlemen!!
Louis XIV: All your health are belong to us.
Louis XIV: You are on the way to death by plague.
Charles II of England: What you say!!
Louis XIV: You have no chance to survive plague make you time.
Louis XIV: Ha ha ha ha....
Charles II of England: Take off every 'Doctor'!!
Charles II of England: You know what you doing.
Charles II of England: Move 'Doctor'.
Charles II of England: For great cure.

 

[Tee Kay]

A DYOS one...

In AD2008
War was beginning
*explosion*
CivGeneral:
Thorvald: set up us the .
Bjorn: We get signal.



CivGeneral: What!
Bjorn: turn on.
CivGeneral: It's you!!



SAC: !!
SAC: All your avatars are belong to us.
SAC: You are on the way to .



Captain: !!
CATS: You have chance to survive make you .
CATS:



CivGeneral: Take off every 'cruiser'!!
CivGeneral: You know what you doing.
CivGeneral: Hyperspace 'cruiser'.



CivGeneral: For great freedom!

 

[Deep Thought]

Warning! Swenglish language.

Spoiler :

Aar 2101 äfter Kristian, the waret beginnade.
Pang!
Kaptein: Va häppende?
Öperätör: Någnböddy bomba oss.
Öperätör 2: Vi getter signaalet.
Kaptein: Vad getter? Bää?
Kaptein: It isar dyou.
KATTER: Haw mår una, gentellherrar?
KATTER: Alla baser belångar tool uss.
KATTER: Dyou und alla come destrojjas.
Kaptein: Woot sa dyou!?
KATTER: Dyou hava noll chans to sörviva. Mäcka dyoun timmar.
KATTER: Asg (LOL).
Kaptein: Tacka alla croosar.
Kaptein: Dyou nöwwar va dyou döar.
Kaptain: Hipperspejsade croosar.
Kaptain: För ore justitseminister.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Let's do some CS action!

In AD 2008
cs_crackhouse was beginning
SEAL: What happen?
SIGN: Somebody set up us the round.
Special Forces: We get chat message.
SEAL: What!
Special Forces: I see who it is.
SEAL: It's you!!
Arctic Avenger: How are you CT's!!
Arctic Avenger: All your hosties are belong to us.
Arctic Avenger: You are on the way to T victory.
SEAL: What you say!!
Arctic Avenger: You have no chance to win go AFK.
Arctic Avenger: Ha ha ha ha....
SEAL: Send out every 'CT'!!
SEAL: You know what you doing.
SEAL: Move 'CT'.
SEAL: For great CT win.

 

[bob bobato]

Google's translation. Which is more accurate?

2101
The war has just begun.
Captain: What do the words and [sic]!
The engineer: someone, such as bomb-making.
Communications officer: Captain! Communications have joined!
Captain: What!
Communications officer: the vision comes to the main screen.
Captain: Oh you!
CATS: You do not look to the past, gentlemen.
CATS: military cooperation with the federal government allows you to our base, all we have CATS.
CATS: You also our ship, now it will end.
Captain: If penal fit!
CATS: you, we thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: at most, remaining life, the important advance made.
CATS: HAHHAHHAHHAHHAッ
Communications officer: captain.
Captain: ZIG marching orders to all the machines! !
Captain: I have to charge them.
Captain: We hope to the future
Captain: beg you. ZIG! !

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

In A.D. 2008
Obama was winning.

McCain: What happen?
Davis: Somebody set up us the lose.
Palin: We get signal.
McCain: What !
Palin: Main screen turn on.
McCain: It's you !!
Obama: How are you gentlemen !!
Obama: All your vote are beswing to me.
Obama: You are on the way to disgrace.
McCain: What you say !!
Obama: You have no chance to rebound, plan your retirement.
Obama: Ha ha ha ha ....
Palin: Johnny !!
McCain: Take off every 'Smear'!!
McCain: You know what you doing.
McCain: Fling 'Mud'.
McCain: For Rovian fear tactics.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Since this thread has not disappeared yet...

And no, the following is not proper German. It's as bad as the translation it's based on.

The “All Your Base” Speech in Full (With Annotations)

Here, Kennedy is referring to the start of the Cold War:

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In A.D. 1947
Krieg war anfangend.

In A.D. 1947
War was beginning.
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What started the war, he ponders:

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Was macht?

What happen ?
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His answer? The invention of the atomic bomb.

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Jemand stellte auf uns die Bombe.

Someone set up us the bomb.
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Kennedy now taking the audience back to his historic last-minute diplomacy with then Russian Premier Georg Harrison:

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Wir erhalten Signal.
Was !
Hauptschirm schalte ein.

We get signal.
What !
Main screen turn on.
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Kennedy’s famous opening words to the Soviet Premier:

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Es ist Sie !!

It's you !!
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Harrison's pitiful attempt to evade the key issues is summed up here:

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Wie sind Sie Sanftmänner !!

How are you gentlemen !!
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The heart of the speech, and the nub of the peace talks. Kennedy jumps straight in and announces the seizure of the Cuban bases to the as yet unknowing Soviets:

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Ganze Ihre Stützpunkt sind gehören uns.

All your base are belong to us.
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Harrison’s reaction is a typical knee-jerk display of Soviet bravado:

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Sie sind auf der Weg zu Zerstörung.

You are on the way to destruction.
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Kennedy pretends not to have understood: an interesting gambit.

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Was du sagen!!

What you say !!
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Harrison now clearly overcompensating for his weak tactical position. It's plain to see that Kennedy's got him on the ropes.

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Sie haben keine Chance zu überleben bilden Ihre Zeit.

You have no chance to survive make your time.
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Notice how Kennedy makes light of Harrison’s idle threats. This is the finishing blow. And, yes, that's how they laugh in Japan. I mean, Russia.

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Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke ....

Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
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Ending on a triumphant note, Kennedy puts past victories behind him and returns to the present. "Take off every Zig." He implores the assembled Berliners, "For Great Justice".

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Kapitän !!
Nehmen ab jedes ' Zig ' !!
Wissen sie, was sie machen.
Verschieben sie ' Zig '.
Für große Justiz.

Captain !!
Take off every 'Zig'!!
You know what you doing.
Move 'Zig'.
For great justice.
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He retires to a standing ovation.

Lulz

That is a hilarious interpretation.