All Your Base

[Thorvald of Lym]

In the year 1939,
Lebensraum was beginning.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the telegram.
Operator 2: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator 2: Mainscreen turn on!
Captain: It's you!
Hitler: How are you, Czech infidels of the great Satan?
Hitler: All your country are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!!
Hitler: You are on way to becoming part of an anti-Semitic country.
Hitler: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Hitler: Ha-ha-ha!
Captain: Crap.

 

[lutzj]

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/
If the audio and pics are out of sync try F5.

I actually thought it was okay... the end sucked

 

[Fëanor]

From the intro of the game Hard Head 2

Spoiler :

 

[lutzj]

1. What exactly is that?
2. Could you put it in a spoiler? It's huge and loads slowly.

 

[Deep Thought]

I'm writing on a major novel sequel named "EPIX".
It will be aparted in five books, "Revealment", "Reborn", "Upgrade", "Vendetta" and "Changes".
It will be a mix of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Narnia, 007 series, Harry Potter, Star Wars etc.
It will basiclly be epic.
This is in the third book, "Upgrade":

The huge ghost ship was going through the dry plains, as a missile was striking the back of it.
Eric: What happen?
Desert Agent Nauler (On the front of the ship): Duh, we got attacked by missile.
(Eric's cell phone calls)
Eric (Going down to lower deck): I got a video call. Fast, main screen on!
Hee Tooler appears on the screen.
Hee Tooler: Morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Eric: Oh, for crying out loud. You again!
Hee Tooler: All your lifes and minds are belong to me.
Eric: Never!
Hee Tooler: Be one of my anti-respected slaves, or vanish!
Hee Tooler is laughing discreticly.
Hee Tooler: You have no chance to see time again.
Eric: I rather eat lobster in front of starving children.

What he don't know is that he is going to do it five days later.

EPIX Coming Soon

 

[Swedishguy]

In the year 1939,
Lebensraum was beginning.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the telegram.
Operator 2: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator 2: Mainscreen turn on!
Captain: It's you!
Hitler: How are you, Czech infidels of the great Satan?
Hitler: All your country are belong to us.
Captain: What you say!!
Hitler: You are on way to becoming part of an anti-Semitic country.
Hitler: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Hitler: Ha-ha-ha!
Captain: Crap.

I though it was Poland.

 

[DBear]

In A.D. 2008 War was beginning

GOP BASE: What happen?
PUNDIT: Somebody set up us the RINO.
PUNDIT: We get signal.
GOP BASE: What!
PUNDIT: TV camera turn on.
GOP BASE: It's You!!
MCCAIN: How are you gentlemen!!
MCCAIN: All your delegate are belong to us.
MCCAIN: You are on the way to destruction.
GOP BASE: What you say!!
MCCAIN: You have no chance to survive make your time.
MCCAIN: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
GOP BASE: Take off every "donation."
GOP BASE: You know what you doing.
GOP BASE: Remove "donation".
GOP BASE: For great justice.

 

[oneperson]

AD 2101―
A war has begun.
Captain: Tell me what on Earth has happened?
Engineer: It seems someone has installed explosives unnoticed.
Communication operator: Captain! We've received a signal!
Captain: What!?
Communication operator: Visual incoming on the main screen.
Captain: You!?
CATS: You seem to be fairly preoccupied, gentlemen? (with sarcasm)
CATS: With help from the Federation Government forces, we, CATS, have taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Before long, your ship will meet its end as well.
Captain: It-It can't be...!
CATS: I thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: Cherish these few remaining moments of your lives.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: I order all ZIG units to launch!!
Captain: They're all we have left―
Captain: ―to entrust the hope of our future...
Captain: I believe in you, ZIG!!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I though it was Poland.

September '39. Czechoslovakia was under German control since March.

Just when you thought it couldn't butcher English any worse...

1N circa 2101 W4rz w4z b3g1n1n'

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n3rd1039: lolololololol
CoolComander: stfu *****!
n00bc0m3r: HIYOUSUCK*****MOTHER****ERSLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
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n00bc0m3r: AAAAAAAAA!
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n00bc0m3r: LOL!1
n3rd1039: CoolComander cum h3r3!
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CoolComander: 5t0P d0wnl04din' pr0n!!!1
CoolComander: tUrN teh ****in' Fi3rWallz *****ez!!11111lololol
CoolComander: OMFG sTFU n00b!!1

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In the beginning, Creation was starting.

Adam: What happen?
Eve: Somebody set up us the forbidden fruit.
Serpent: We get signal.
Adam: What!
Serpent: Message go on.
Adam: It's you!!
God: How are you creatures!!
God: All your freedom are belong to me.
God: You are on your way to destruction.
Adam: What you say!!
God: You have no chance to survive make your time.
God: Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Eve: Adam!!
Adam: Take off everyone.
Adam: We know what we doing.
Adam: Move everyone.
Adam: For great humanity.

It doesn't make much sense. So sue me.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

In A.D. 1800some
Slavery was continuing.

Father: What happen?
Mother: Somebody set up us the plantation.
Daughter: We get shadow.
Father: What!
Mother: All eyes look up.
Father: It's you!!
Overlord: How are you black workers?
Overlord: All your labour are belong to me.
Overlord: You are on the way to nowhere.
Father: What you say!!
Overlord: You have no chance to break free, make my bed.
Overlord: *whip whip whip whip*
Daughter: Father!!
Father: Take off every slave!
Father: We know what we doing.
Father: Move to Canada.
Father: For bright future.

 

[oneperson]

In Team Fortress 2, War was beginning.

BLU Heavy: Vat happen?
BLU Engineer: Somebody done set up us the demoman!
BLU Engineer 2: We're getting a signal!
BLU Heavy: Vat!!
BLU Engineer 2: Main screens' turnin' on!
BLU Heavy: It's yu!
RED Spy: How are you gentlemen?
RED Spy: All your control points are now the property of RED.
BLU Heavy: Vat you say?
RED Spy: I do believe our demoman have made sure you have no chance to survive make your time.
RED Spy: Ha ha ha ha.
BLU Heavy: Take off every 'Pyro'.
BLU Heavy: You know what you doing.
BLU Heavy: Move Pyro.
BLU Heavy: For great spy-check.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In Masyaf, invasion was beginning.

Al-Mualim: What happen?
Archer: Somebody set up us the traitor.
Assassin: We get message.
Al-Mualim: What!!
Assassin: Main gate going down.
Al-Mualim: It's you!!
Robert de Sable: How are you Assassins?
Robert de Sable: All your fortress are belong to us.
Al-Mualim: What you say!!
Robert de Sable: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Robert de Sable: Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Al-Mualim: Take off every 'Altair'.
Al-Mualim: You know what you doing.
Al-Mualim: Move 'Altair'.
Al-Mualim: For great assassination.

 

[Swedishguy]

In 2014 AD, war was beginning.

Greek Leader: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set us up the missile?
Greek Leader: What!!
Advisor: Main telephone pick up.
Turk Leader: How are you greeks!
Turk Leader: All your base are belong to us.
Greek Leader: What you say!!
Turk Leader: You have no chance make your time.
Turk Leader: Tchehehe.
Greek Leader: Hide in every 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: You know what you doing.
Greek Leader: Find 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: For great guerilla warfare.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In 2014 AD, war was beginning.

Greek Leader: What happen?
Advisor: Somebody set us up the missile?
Greek Leader: What!!
Advisor: Main telephone pick up.
Turk Leader: How are you greeks!
Turk Leader: All your base are belong to us.
Greek Leader: What you say!!
Turk Leader: You have no chance make your time.
Turk Leader: Tchehehe.
Greek Leader: Hide in every 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: You know what you doing.
Greek Leader: Find 'Bunker'.
Greek Leader: For great guerilla warfare.

Come on, at least provide names...

 

[Deep Thought]

http://ayborly.ytmnd.com/
If the audio and pics are out of sync try F5.

"All your base ae belong to us."

"O RLY"

"YA RLY"

 

[lutzj]

This thread must live on.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Here is one of mine...

The Spanish Armada!

In AD 1588
War was beginning
*ships move to the English Channel*
Queen Elizabeth: What happen?
English War Minister: Somebody set up us the Armada.
English Foreign Advisor: We get message.
Lizzy: What!
EFA: Let in him.
Lizzy: It's you!!
King Phillip II: How are you gentlemen!!
Phil: All your England are belong to us.
Phil: You are on the way to Catholicism.
Lizzy: What you say!!
Phil: You have no chance to survive make you time.
Phil: Ha ha ha ha....
Lizzy: Take off every 'Ship'!!
Lizzy: You know what you doing.
Lizzy: Move 'Ship'.
Lizzy: For great Anglicanism.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Ok, I based this on something in the Tom Petty documentry, where there's a lot of legal tangles with the record company and they're subpoeneing his notebooks, so he hides them.

In A.D. 1979
Record was beginning.
Tom Petty: What happen ?
Benmont: Somebody set up us the lawsuit.
Mike: We get letter.
Tom Petty: What !
Mike: Main letter open.
Tom Petty: It's you !!
Evil Record Company People: How are you gentlemen !!
Evil Record Company People: All your songs are belong to us.
Evil Record Company People: You are on the way to destruction.
Tom Petty: What you say !!
Evil Record Company People: You have no chance to survive make your record.
Evil Record Company People: Ha ha ha ha ....
Mike: Tom Petty !!
Tom Petty: Hide every 'notebook'!!!
Tom Petty: You know what you doing.
Tom Petty: Move 'NOTEBOOK'.
Tom Petty: For great music.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

In A.D. 2008
Financial meltdown was beginning
Paulson: What happen ?
Analyst: Somebody set up us the subprime mortgage.
Bernanke: We get message.
Paulson: What !
Bernanke: Main screen turn on.
Paulson: It's you !!
Bankers: How are you gentlemen !!
Bankers: All your credit are belong to us.
Bankers: You are on the way to recession.
Paulson: What you say !!
Bankers: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Bankers: Ha ha ha ha ....
Bernanke: Paulson !!
Paulson: Take off 'bailout'!!
Paulson: You know what you doing.
Paulson: Move 'bailout'.
Paulson: For great economy.