I have never played MI 3 or 4 but will if I get them into my hands. I've still got MI 1 on my computer, but I have misplaced the code page.
Some quotes:
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer..."
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow."
Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure.
Pirate: Growing a mustache?
Guybrush: No, Bigger than That
Pirate: A beard?!?
Fink (while sitting round the campfire with Bart and Guybrush):
"I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb,
than a scab on a pirate,
And if you'll listen to me gab,
I'll tell you why I admire it.
Oh, the people aren't too friendly
And the weather's not the best,
The lodging's too expensive,
and Largo was quite a pest.
But the thing I like about Scabb
Is what it hasn't got.
No mayor or police force
And no jail in which to rot."
Canibals: that means his skin will be tough and leathery and his meat will be tough and stringy. - (When Guybrush is hanging over the acid pit)
Pirate: What's your name?
Guybrush: It's Guybrush.
Pirate: What kinda name is that?!
Guybrush: Well what's yours?!
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.
Famous Pirate Quotations
"Violets are blue
Roses are red
we're coming aboard
so prepare to eat lead."
From Wallys place when Guybrush looks at his bed.
"Reminds me of a dollhouse I once had... I mean my SISTER once had." -
Monkey Island 1 when you first see Monkey Island:
Guybrush : "WOW! This was well worth $59.95 + tax"
Skull guy with boucy head in Monkey Island 1
I feel so glad that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board.
...yes sir... lucky.
Smirk and Guybrush
Smirk: I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You respond:
Guybrush: You must be thinking of someone else I am not a farmer.
Smirk: I can see we've got a lot of work to do here.
Monkey 1 Names
Gibberish Driftwood - lookout
Guybrush Nosehair - fortune-teller
Peepwood - sheriff
Monkey 2 Names
Gorbush - men of low moral fiber
Threekwood - men of low moral fiber
Guybrush looking on the chest standing on the floor in Elaines room:
It's very impolite staring in womans chest.
PIRATE2:Grog is a secret mixure of which contains the following:
PIRATE1:Kerosene
PIRATE2:Glycol acid
PIRATE3:Artificial sweeteners
PIRATE1:Sulfuric acid
PIRATE2:Rum
PIRATE3:Acetone
PIRATE1:Red dye #2
PIRATE2:Scumm
PIRATE3:Axle grease
PIRATE1:Battery acid
PIRATE2:And/or pepperoni.