Are YOU a SWAGGART or a SWITT?

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[amadeus]

Just remember if you are ever confused

 

[Gori the Grey]

I actually watched the better part of both of those videos.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I actually watched the better part of both of those videos.

How do you know that the the part you didn't watch isn't better?

 

[Gori the Grey]

Ha ha ha. Ok, I'll go back and watch the rest of each one. Then I'll know.

I really like the chipper young SWITT pizza maker. I think her name was Julie.

And from the Old Country Buffet video, I learned that you tell customers thinner slices of meat are more tender.

EDIT: ok, I guess a case could be made for the second part of the OCB video being the "better part," since it deals with possible injury if you don't handle your knives properly. But all I got out of the end of the Pizza Hut one was the Priazzo, which I'm not sure they even offer any more. It's got a cool spiked insert, that looks like some kind of medieval torture implement, to make it cook evenly. But on the whole, I think the early part of that video is clearly the better part.

 

[Plains-Cow]

Did ya catch the game last night?

 

[Gori the Grey]

I see you've mastered your carving small-talk, Plains-Cow.

Your SWAGGART swagger, perhaps I can call it.

 

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[Perfection]

Swaggart Energy


Switt Energy

 

[Hygro]

When the swag gets the switt

 

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[Tee Kay]

I can't tell if I'm a swaggart or if I'm just attracted to swaggarts

 

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[Plains-Cow]

SWAGGART ENERGY:

SWITT ENERGY:

 

[Comrade Ceasefire]

Crow-Eater Energy!
Pea soup hot,
Pea soup cold,
Pea soup in the pot,
Nine days old.

I found a reason for living,
Every day I die.