Argh maties, a bottle of rum, and all that: AKA the pirate thread

[frob2900]

Ok, maties there is a new rule for this here thread. Everyone has to talk like a pirate while they post or ye will mop the poop deck. Argh!

Garr! Tis' indeed a great idea ye come up with!

Be it possible to plunder the trade routes of ye vassals? And likewise are those scurvy curs that be vassaled able to attack the privateers of their masters?

(<- überpirate with two eye patches)

 

[futurehermit]

Blimey if I know whether those mangy dog vassals can send their pirate kin against us. But if they ever did I would send 'em to Davey Jones' locker.

 

[dazman92]

argh. that would suck.

 

[frob2900]

Ggaarrrh!

A chart of terms for landlubbers who do speak the Brethren's cant:
http://www.privateerdragons.com/pirate_dictionary.html#A

 

[mice]

Ggaarh ! Me last Voyage was cursed !

'Tis a small porthole for the honest pirate as ye know, and when the curs'ed frigates came over the horizon we set sail for port and refuge.

Then the dam'ed enemy soon sent a fangled machine, an 'air ship' and it bombarded me, in me own port, in me own tavern.

We was damaged so , that we never returned to the briney sea. Ggaaarrh.

 

[futurehermit]

Argh maties, I was leanin' on me binnacle sharpenin' me boucan when I couldn't believe me own eyes: New lands appeared on the horizon, rich, fat lands full of plunder for me and my mates. Well I darned near lost me cockhat as I spun 'round yellin' at me cabin boy to run an' tell me first mate to bring us round hard to starboard and coast us in gently to the docks under the cover of darkness. I clenched me boucan then between me teeth and led most of me crew onto the docks while others stayed behind enforcing our blockade. Well we're a mangy bunch of freebooters and all we'd 'ad to eat for the past two weeks was a bunch of hardtack. We decided we would eat good that night. Many a landlubber tasted our blades that night as we made off with a good deal of plunder. We ate a hardy meal under our Jolly Roger while singin' good ol' pirate tunes and enjoying our blockade duty. Who 'ad we to fear? No one for we are pirates.