Pellaken
The one and only.
for those fo you that dont know, I, as weimar_republic, attempted a coup, and was sucessful! oh, sure I ordered the thread closed, and I made it look like they had won, but in truth, it was me that did!
this is how I did it:
first, I declared that it was about time that the citizens had a voice. so I declared that there shall be an assembly to rule. it shall have the administrator. 3 moderators, scelected by the moderators, and 5 regular posters. since we dont have time for elections, I declared that I would use all 5 votes myself. I then voted myself as leader, and removed Thunderfall as Administrator, then abolished the council, fired all mods, and became dicatator...
here are my declarations, of how this kingdom of mine will be run!
as of today, we fuinally have the exact number of members that we must have in order to officially be recogonized as a official political party, in Montenegro. therefore, I'm moving the server there, and we will now be knowen as the Civilization Fanatics Centerski, partyvich.
I also decree that from this moment onwards, all moderators must use pics of themselvs in thier avatars, and that they must be wearing funny hats in those pics. any mod who does not follow the rules, will have his user ID banned, and be given the Weimar account as punishment.
All posters must, 26 times a day, pray to a statue of me, that will be erected in each of your houses, at a cost to you of $bazzallion$ american.
Anyone caught not following these rules will be brought to justice... we will send them to Iraq.
as for our economey, we will make it look big. in order to do this, everyone will sit in a big circle, with a $20 bill. you will hand it to the person to your right, and say "you owe me $20" we'll then record how much money people owe you. at the end of the year, we total the number, and that becomes our GDP.
also, the female postes will be re-located to my house, where they will pamper me. to pay for this, I'm levying a 99% income tax. Although, to keep the repulicans and conservative happy, I will have NO government spending. rather, I'll keep all the money for myself, and the site will be paid for with donations.
I will also use the title:
Pellaken, supereme overload and great leader, beloved by all.
and posters will get the title: Simple and Gross poster.
Moderators will get the title: Simple, and somewhat gross poster.
Thundy will get the title: Simple, and slightley gross poster.
and just cause he loves me so much, RMsharpe will become our economist.
and lastley, all posters will be required to make a real big pyrimid, so I can be buried in style
(just remember what forum this is in BTW before commenting
)
this is how I did it:
first, I declared that it was about time that the citizens had a voice. so I declared that there shall be an assembly to rule. it shall have the administrator. 3 moderators, scelected by the moderators, and 5 regular posters. since we dont have time for elections, I declared that I would use all 5 votes myself. I then voted myself as leader, and removed Thunderfall as Administrator, then abolished the council, fired all mods, and became dicatator...
here are my declarations, of how this kingdom of mine will be run!
as of today, we fuinally have the exact number of members that we must have in order to officially be recogonized as a official political party, in Montenegro. therefore, I'm moving the server there, and we will now be knowen as the Civilization Fanatics Centerski, partyvich.
I also decree that from this moment onwards, all moderators must use pics of themselvs in thier avatars, and that they must be wearing funny hats in those pics. any mod who does not follow the rules, will have his user ID banned, and be given the Weimar account as punishment.
All posters must, 26 times a day, pray to a statue of me, that will be erected in each of your houses, at a cost to you of $bazzallion$ american.
Anyone caught not following these rules will be brought to justice... we will send them to Iraq.
as for our economey, we will make it look big. in order to do this, everyone will sit in a big circle, with a $20 bill. you will hand it to the person to your right, and say "you owe me $20" we'll then record how much money people owe you. at the end of the year, we total the number, and that becomes our GDP.
also, the female postes will be re-located to my house, where they will pamper me. to pay for this, I'm levying a 99% income tax. Although, to keep the repulicans and conservative happy, I will have NO government spending. rather, I'll keep all the money for myself, and the site will be paid for with donations.
I will also use the title:
Pellaken, supereme overload and great leader, beloved by all.
and posters will get the title: Simple and Gross poster.
Moderators will get the title: Simple, and somewhat gross poster.
Thundy will get the title: Simple, and slightley gross poster.
and just cause he loves me so much, RMsharpe will become our economist.
and lastley, all posters will be required to make a real big pyrimid, so I can be buried in style
(just remember what forum this is in BTW before commenting
)
