Okay Magnus, here it is.
The thing I never told you was (with details for the uninitiated):
1. Magnus and I spend about 6,000 pages of notes to come to a deal in Spring 1901: I would turn west, he would turn east, and we would have an "anschluss" style policy about our border. In compensation - my condition for the deal; I would get Greece in 1901 instead of Tunis, allowing me to have 5 centres by the time my fleets reached the usually hard-to-invade French shores.
2. Kitten attacks in Spring 1901 - pre-emptive aggression! How dare he attack me before I'm ready to attack him!
3. Things get ugly in the Balkans, so Magnus breaks the complete trust he'd won by starting to welsh, whining about how he wanted to "borrow Greece for awhile."
4.

I then planned orders to move the fleet to Tunis and my A Venice-Trieste, stabbing Magnus
5. Unbelievably, Magnus writes at the 11th hour, saying "I can save the deal - borrow Trieste from me, take Tunis, and I'll borrow Greece. There, you get your five." I can't beleive my luck, saving both an ally and getting the results of the stab at the same time.
6. I don't even need to change my orders! I walk into Trieste, carrying out the "stab" with the defendant's blessing, and then Magnus and I both sit back and share the laughter as we get messages from confused opponents! Hilarious! I

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7. Kitten wants to cut a deal, and Ricardo is being remarkably cagey and indecisive. I have seen too many invasions of France fail before (in fact, I have yet to see one succeed in living memory), all because one power decides not to pull his weight. So, I think, now that I have Trieste, Austria will be a growth area, and I even have the moral high ground in taking Greece. So, I turned my fleets around.
See, it wasn't all as irrational as it seemed. Or as gentlemanly :wink:.
There.
I said it.
R.III