Bash/Smash 5

[A_Bashkuev]

1.c4 Nf6
2. Nc3 d6
3. Nf3 e5
4. d4 Nbd7
5. d5 a5
6. e4 Be7
7. Bd3 Nc5
8. Bc2 O-O
9. 0-0 Bg4
10. Re1 c6
11. Be3

Yep. Any resultative game has a reason that both players think that position is in HIS favour .

 

[Smash]

Oh good.So we both beleive you are winning?
Not too many players would like my position.I just happen to be one that does .At least I have a plan and a bad plan is better than no plan.


1.c4 Nf6
2. Nc3 d6
3. Nf3 e5
4. d4 Nbd7
5. d5 a5
6. e4 Be7
7. Bd3 Nc5
8. Bc2 O-O
9. 0-0 Bg4
10. Re1 c6
11. Be3 Nfd7

 

[A_Bashkuev]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3

I've got my plan as well. Let's compare who will be faster

 

[Smash]

Here is the bad plan part.....


11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5

 

[A_Bashkuev]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3

Here is an answer...

 

[Smash]

Hmmm..you are trying to mess up my schemes.Stop that

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4

 

[A_Bashkuev]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4

 

[Smash]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4

 

[A_Bashkuev]

Yep! I knew it! I knew it!!!

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4

Do you like to make exchange in e4 now?

 

[Smash]

Nope

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3

 

[A_Bashkuev]

Well, I know it as well But I thought that you'll try to avoid your Bishops exchange due to open character of endspliele here.

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3

 

[Smash]

Now I should chop on e4 but....

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3


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Just kidding

 

[A_Bashkuev]

Yep, I know - in any joke you make only part of joking... In any case I can't let your Knight live - then...

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 if 17. .. axb3 then 18. Qxb3

Edited:
This position resemble me some rude Russian joke:
- If you would get a chance - do you prefer 1 time with Joanne, or 2 times with Jean?
- Wow... Well, Joanna is strictly preferrable then Jean, but 2 times are - 2 TIMES!

Well, good pawn chain is strictly preferrable to "doubled" & isolated pawns, but 1 pawn extra is 1 pawn EXTRA!

 

[Smash]

I don't even know a Joanne or a Jean

I think I am missing a few ingredients for this recipe

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6

 

[A_Bashkuev]

You don't lost anything in this recipe - it's the same story as your Knight in c5 square, but it'll be MY Knight & it'll be KING flank instead QUEEN flank in your case. This is Jean - Joanna assotiation .

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5

Yep, be with Joanna (c5) is strictly preferrable to be with Jean (e6), but 2 Times is....

 

[Smash]

enough of this talk of cooking and women
Not the move(19.dxc6) I expected.I feel like a worm that just got the fishing hook.I'm alive,but squirming.....

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5 Qd7

 

[A_Bashkuev]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5 Qd7
20. Ne6

 

[Smash]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5 Qd7
20. Ne6 Rfc8

 

[A_Bashkuev]

Do I need your 21. b5 move? Definitely not. I'm afraid - it's not best idea, but I think it's best way to squeeze your Queen flank for good. Then:

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5 Qd7
20. Ne6 Rfc8
21. b5

 

[Smash]

11. Be3 Nfd7
12. b3 f5
13. a3 fxe4
14. Nxe4 a4
15. b4 Bxf3
16. gxf3 Nb3
17. Bxb3 axb3
18. Qxb3 Nf6
19. Ng5 Qd7
20. Ne6 Rfc8
21. b5 cxd5