MP would take too long and I'll soon be camping in the woods anyways. I camp for months at a time.
Yeah, I noted the "too many mouseclicks to end the game" problem years ago. All those stupid AI cities that have spawned units that you have to kill, taking at least 1 mouseclick per kill and possibly more. Lotsa lotsa mouseclicks. I want a WIN button that I press when I'm pretty sure my empire will overrun whatever is left. Then all my troops would go WIN for me. But hey, I will have to write that game. In the woods.
EDIT: I'm weak, I reinstalled. I wanted to see if Lal could conquer. In the beginning, I thought I had Miriam cornerd in the Monsoon Jungle. Wiped out one of her cities with a scout rover walk-in. Was dancing around to try to keep off the other colony pod, but some mind worms got in the way and I lost focus. Figured, no problem, my research advantage is overwhelming. I'll just get a command center and a recycling tank and plasma and laser prototypes built, make a road network with formers, and come down and crush her. Met everyone else meanwhile and got elected Planetary Governor. Uuuh... I seriously underestimated the military value of peon unit spam. She gave me serious trouble mostly with recon rovers, then finished the job when she finally got impact lasers herself. I was struggling to make enough trance plasma garrisons since I only had 1 city producing units and its production wasn't particularly high. I just didn't take her seriously, so I paid the price. Shoulda kept skirmishing in the Monsoon Jungle in the beginning. It looked like an easy win.
It may sound like I'm incompetent

but I think it's just more evidence that there's no such thing as peacefully taking it easy on Transcend. You have to fight. The AIs won't leave you alone.
EDIT: I thought I had a very clever strategy for Diplomatic Victory. I'd pander to the owner of the Monsoon Jungle! That was Morgan, and he was across the board. So I made a Pact with him. He and I became the strongest. I didn't pick any social engineering that would upset him. I figured Lal does have one advantage over all the other factions: he can adopt any strategy that doesn't involve massive inefficiency. He's plain vanilla, so that means he can be a political chameleon. Hmm is that redundant?
Oh I'm so clever, but... just as I was about to wipe out Gaia, the only significant opposition, Morgan reneged on his pact! Also I had left Yang unconquered, because he was afraid of me. No problem, I'll just make pop and research MMI. Well, getting MMI took forever.
So long, that Morgan expanded a fair amount, and Yang expanded too. When I finally did get MMI, they blocked the 3/4 majority I needed to win. So
now I've got to click through another boring 20 turns. It had already been an excruciating game for several hours, depriving me of sleep. Morgan pronounced vendetta on me some time before that. Some time later, he got into a vendetta with the Hive. At that point I paid him his chump money and made a Truce with him. Hey all I needed to do was vote myself supreme leader with the advantage of more pop growth, right? Wrong! They blocked me
again. At which point I said this is ridiculous and quit the game.
So "Diplomatic Victory" wasn't a shortcut after all. In fact it was quite a bit more painful than straight out conquest.
Uninstalling again.
I'm weak, I reinstalled. Thought I'd win with Lal opportunistically. Did fine, built 4 really huge cities. Got Industrial Automation from an artifact really early, so lots of early secret projects. Miriam was far away in the Monsoon Jungle and I was nominally at war with her from the beginning. But very little real fighting. Kept on saying, just one more secret project, just one more base improvement. Morgan was right next to me. He got uppity about my Planned economy so I had to take a city from him. He proposed a truce and I thought, hm, well, what I really want is the Monsoon Jungle. Long term that turned out to be a mistake, fixating on the Jungle which was relatively far away. Morgan eventually made war with me again and I thought, fine! This time I finish the job. Zakharov was the only one left and he had become powerful from being left alone. Looked like a 4 way finish and I thought I'd narrow that down to 3. So I piled troops into that city I took from Morgan earlier, thinking ha ha, you are so gonna die. He got
one probe team through and mind controlled the whole bloody city! Unbelievable. I quit, because that's just too boring. I do not want to be bothered with probe team defense. I think they're seriously overpowered; I mean, this is a city 4 squares away from my capital! and he can pull this nonsense.