Best simpsons lines

[Black Fluffy Lion]

Post your favourite simpsons lines here.

I'll start with this:

(Principle skinner is naming the people that are failing in certain subjects)

Principle skinner: Wiggum, Ralph.

Ralph: Yay, i won, i won.

Principle skinner: No ralph, this means your failing english.

Ralph: Me fail english?? That's unpossible.

Look at my signature as well.

 

[scorch]

Homer (all radioactive and evil) :must destroy mankind
*homers watch goes off*
Homer (all of a sudden normal): ooooh! lunchtime!

sumthinglike that anyway.

 

[Mikoyan]

This wasn't really a line, but i thought it was truly hilarious when Homer dreamed of a life in the sea.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

"Lisa, this perpetual motion machine of your is useless, it just keeps going faster and faster. And I will have you know, youg lady, that we obey the laws of thermodynamics around here!"

 

[Simon Darkshade]

A couple of contenders for me.
"Motlock"

The occasion when Sideshow Bob gets some award in prison via video, and Crusty adds the unforgetable line about the statue:
"Don't drop that in the showers."

And the part where Homer accidentally calls Adolf Hitler in South America.

 

[Mikoyan]

When Homer visited 'the land of chocolate'

 

[DaEezT]

The song in Duff Land.
One Duff for me, one Duff for you
I got a Duff, you got one too


Much better than the Disney Land original

 

[Juize]

There's another thread called 'Favorite simpson quotes'...

 

[Black Fluffy Lion]

Where??

 

[Juize]

Originally posted by BlackFluffyLion
Where??

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3217&highlight=Favorite+simpson+quotes

PS: Simpsons are great

 

[King of England]

Homer: "Must kill Moe... Whee!!!! Must kill Moe.... Whee!!!! Must kill Moe... Whee!!!! (After getting out of prison for crashing Moe's car in the water)

Dr. Nick: "Now, this won't hurt a bit... Till I jam this down your throat!!!!" (Mr. Burns's weekly throat scraping)

That's all I can think of for now...

 

[GeneralHotRod]

Mr. Burns: I'm going to find the rarest creature on the planet!!

Homer: A sober Irishman?

 

[mrog]

Homer:

"I'm tired of being a wanna be league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"

 

[PinkyGen]

Homer:

"To alcohol, the cause, yet solution, to all of life's problems."

 

[amadeus]

(Homer as Fred Flinstone)
"Yabba-dabba-do!
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
Aaaah!" *tires screech and crashing noise*

Captain: "Any questions?"
Homer: "Is the poop deck really what I think it is?"

Ralph: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Ralph: "Ow, I bent my Wookie."

Marge: "Disco Stu? Who's Disco Stu?" (after seeing Homer's rhinestone jacket that intended to say "Disco Stud.)

Friend: "Hey, Stu, you should buy this jacket."
Disco Stu: "Disco Stu doesn't advertise"

Comic Book Guy (looking at porno sites): "Hmm...Mr. X, shall I cross the final frontier?"

Comic Book Guy: Make like my pants, and split.

Professor Frink: "Ow! Ho-hoeyvey! The flubber is burning my feet!"

Professor Frink: "I'm thinking about turning it into a weapon, ha-hoayvey!"

Professor Frink: "(Computers) will be twice as fast, ten times as big, and only the four richest kings of Europe will own them."

Bus Driver: "Don't make me tap the sign"

Area 51A sign: You are here. We are not.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up....bed goes down...Bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up....bed goes down...Bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up....bed goes down...Bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up....bed goes down...Bed goes up...bed goes down...bed goes up....bed goes down...

Duffman says a lot of things! Oh yeah!
Duffman, thrusting in the direction of the problem. Oh yeah!
Duffman...can't breath! Oh no!
That's a mug you don't wanna chug
That brown patch needs a little bit of H 2 Ohhhhhh yeah!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Chinese pirate dude:
"Ah, another homosexual cruise"

 

[King of England]

"They always have the nicest parties"

 

[BlueMonday]

Fat Tony: "I don't get mad, I get stabby."

Homer: "There you go again Marge; always taking somebody else's side...Flanders...the Water Department... GOD."

 

[Dell19]

It was funny when Homer tryed to jump over that ravine on a skateboard and even funnier when he fell down out of the back of the ambluence...