Blonde Jokes

[GeZe]

They don't have to be dumb, just blonde.

1) What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blow job with handlebars.

 

[Wolfe Tone]

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

 

[ferenginar]

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said 'Concentrate' on the side.

 

[LLXerxes]

A blond, brunette, and a redhead were stranded on desert island.
One night, after thier coconut ad leaves dinner, they went for a long walk around the island.
Then the brunnette kicked a magic lamp.
"you know the deal. 3 wishes. One for each of you."
The redhead went first
"I want to go home to be with my kids."
POOF. She was gone
Next the Brunette
"I want to go home to be with my husband."
POOF, she was gone too.
Then the blonde started crying.
"What's wrong?"
The blonde said
"I am alone! I wish my friends were back!"

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Q)A blonde and a brunette jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
A)The brunette. The blonde has to ask for directions first.

 

[Xi 12]

How do you drown a dumb blonde?

Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

 

[Dabomb18359]

The blonde was so hungrey she ordered two all-you-can-eat buffets.

 

[GeZe]

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?
A blonde doing cartwheels.

 

[Mongols_rule]

Here's a way to keep a blonde busy:

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[LLXerxes]

One day, a blond joined my site (link)
and she joined.