Danke
Judge Advocate
Well, that's tough since "all the market will bear" is hard to pin down. Let me take a look at what others are charging and I'll get back to you.
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Well, that's tough since "all the market will bear" is hard to pin down. Let me take a look at what others are charging and I'll get back to you.
disorganizer
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I hope you still remember my advertising offer for you ;-) We still should comply on a payment plan so you could offer that to your customers for maybe campaigning the next elections.
Danke
Judge Advocate
I have not forgotten, just swamped lately with RL! I'm trying to catch up though. I'll ping you after i get the business back up and running
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Danke
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Boondoggle & Pork, official re-opening!
Since the red tape is almost completely out of the way (thank you, Shaitan!), I am re-opening B&P,L's offices. I should say, I am rebuilding the offices as we are building a spanky new wattle & daub office at One Fanatika Square. A beautiful two-room affair to house us and a desk in the corner for the Fanatika Square Buildiung Association.
I'm very excited.
Since the red tape is almost completely out of the way (thank you, Shaitan!), I am re-opening B&P,L's offices. I should say, I am rebuilding the offices as we are building a spanky new wattle & daub office at One Fanatika Square. A beautiful two-room affair to house us and a desk in the corner for the Fanatika Square Buildiung Association.
I'm very excited.
Diabloinex
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Danke
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Boondoggle & Pork in cooperation with Apro, Poe & Nuffin is proud to announce a comprehensive service package for election candidates.
The Get Me Into Office program provides campaign strategy consultation, campaign management, candidate training, speech and concept assistance, candidate promotion and thread management services all for the low, low price of 800g.
Package elements are also available individually:
Strategy Consultation: 100g
Campaign Management: 300g
Speech and Concept Assistance: 300g
Candidate Promotion: 300g
Thread Management Services: 200g
Don't think you can beat that incumbent official? Yes you can! Not sure what position to run for, or even how many elections to participate in? We do! Are there skeletons in your closet that must remain buried? All of our employees carry shovels and tasers as part of their basic equipment! Want the finest candidate promotion available? You found it!
Don't leave your dreams of elected office to chance. Hire the professionals who can make you a winner!
The Get Me Into Office program provides campaign strategy consultation, campaign management, candidate training, speech and concept assistance, candidate promotion and thread management services all for the low, low price of 800g.
Package elements are also available individually:
Strategy Consultation: 100g
Campaign Management: 300g
Speech and Concept Assistance: 300g
Candidate Promotion: 300g
Thread Management Services: 200g
Don't think you can beat that incumbent official? Yes you can! Not sure what position to run for, or even how many elections to participate in? We do! Are there skeletons in your closet that must remain buried? All of our employees carry shovels and tasers as part of their basic equipment! Want the finest candidate promotion available? You found it!
Don't leave your dreams of elected office to chance. Hire the professionals who can make you a winner!
Shaitan
der Besucher
Good news! I've just received word from the Price Manager that your business startup is approved. You're official! I will now put your business in the "registered" part of the index thread.
Danke
Judge Advocate
Hallelulah and pass the pork! 
Shaitan
der Besucher
Got a job for Boondoggle and Pork. I need your help to promote the Deputy Governor proposal and the PR Office proposal for Almightyjosh. What can you do and how much will it be? We can go big here, AJ is very committed to these programs and has put his accounts under our joint discretion to get them passed.
Great Iguanaman
Stuck in Limbo
I have a job for you. Pm me to find out the specifics. It must remain a secret until nominations and elections come around.
The Great Iguanaman
The Great Iguanaman
SKILORD
Insurgent
Put SKILORD's Politics and Image Company down for one of these.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Danke, I am intrested in the full version of the Get Me Into Office program package. I am undecided between the President or Military Leader at the moment, I may need a jump start
donsig
Low level intermediary
Danke, here's 800 gold. I'm running for science leader against a 4 term incumbent. He's youthful and vigorous and loved by the people. I'm old, crotchedy and the most investigated citizen in demo game history. Boy, have you got your work cut out for you! 
(Do I get a refund if I lose the election?)
(Do I get a refund if I lose the election?)
Danke
Judge Advocate
Boy, you can tell it is almost election time!! I will discuss with Shaitan (as this is a shared activity). Thanks for the interest, everyone!
Danke
Judge Advocate
Fanatika Square, Bavaria - Sep 25th. - Boondoggle & Pork, Fanatika's leading custom special interest service bureau, today announced that it has been purchased by Shaitan. Terms were not disclosed.
Shaitan, perhaps best known as the legal genius and entrepreneur behind the reknowned Apro, Poe & Nuffin legal powerhouse, adds to the APN family to create (with Yes, No & Abstain Polling Services) a veritable triumvirate of services catering to the movers and shakers of Fanatikan Society.
With Boondoggle & Pork, one of the oldest firms in Fanatika, Shaitan gains a pioneer in custom billing and using big words like "trumvirate".
Neither Danke or Shaitan could be reached for immediate comment, but Danke was sighted at his Fanatika Square townhouse dancing giddily while hefting overly heavy trunks onto a loaded cart.
Shaitan, perhaps best known as the legal genius and entrepreneur behind the reknowned Apro, Poe & Nuffin legal powerhouse, adds to the APN family to create (with Yes, No & Abstain Polling Services) a veritable triumvirate of services catering to the movers and shakers of Fanatikan Society.
With Boondoggle & Pork, one of the oldest firms in Fanatika, Shaitan gains a pioneer in custom billing and using big words like "trumvirate".
Neither Danke or Shaitan could be reached for immediate comment, but Danke was sighted at his Fanatika Square townhouse dancing giddily while hefting overly heavy trunks onto a loaded cart.
Shaitan
der Besucher
Boondoggle & Pork has accepted 2 contracts for the "Get me into office" program and is currently working on these. During our transition period we will be unable to accept new contracts. We will reopen fully within a week with a revised slate of services.
Thank you for your support!
Thank you for your support!
disorganizer
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Dear Shaitan,
maybe you also remember my "signature advertising(tm)" idea. the offer still stands, maybe we can pm with each other for a price offer?
just drop me a note.
dis
maybe you also remember my "signature advertising(tm)" idea. the offer still stands, maybe we can pm with each other for a price offer?
just drop me a note.
dis
Shaitan
der Besucher
Once I've done a bit of reorganization here (and the elections are over) I'll contact you to work out rates.
Shaitan
der Besucher
The offices of Boondogle and Pork are once again open for business. Lobbying and back door dealings with a touch of class. No job to big, no fee either. Stop in and chat. We're sure to be able to help.
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