jesusin, contender. Goal: fastest diplo (UN). Result: 1395AD diplo victory. 190K points.
At 500AD I had 0 cottages, 1 Pyramids and 0 wars.
Revolted to slavery+OR in a GAge to whip 33 people into Universities.
2 cities in W small island, one from barbs.
Built Oxford and took Astro from Liber 805AD.
Everybody is hindu but SB and Pacal, budist like me, and Musa, jewish. If haven't caught hindu yet, but I will very soon... won't I? DeGaule, hindu, will no doubt be my rival in UN.
Random Event: +3 between DeG and Sul, this means big, big problem. I hate my whole strategy depending on randomness.
Circumnavigated.
In my usual mistake I was about to dow with a disembarking force of 7 units. I refrained 10 turns, to dow only with overwhelming force. Dowed SB 920AD with 18 units. He would capitulate 1010AD but I took all of his cities 5 turns later.
The Random Event makes me think I won't be able to do a peaceful diplo victory, so I take a detour from my MMbeeline to get rifles. Later on, I thought this was a mistake. Later still, I thought it saved my game.
Pacal has been my best friend and we have traded so much to each other that now that I have Rifles he's got Grens. I won't take him.
1000AD stats: 12city, 115pop, 6wor, 37units(mace,mus,kni, soon rifl),1galleon, all resou but marble. 8Lux, 9health. 8GP,3WW, 2NW, 0GG. FPG: 244-119-872. 630sust bpt, 97GPPpt, 300g. 3Relig, not the main one. 0cottages used. 30Techs: Rifling, Astro, Liber, Econo, GunP. 18hours.
Sul offered to be my vassal voluntarily. I accepted, it was a nice way to solve the Random Event problem. But everyone else got a -2 with me. Now I had a problem. 1peace+2OB+4trade+2resources-2vassals is +7, not enough. And most of the AI wouldn't have voted for me even at +8... what to do now? I still have no hindu. It would be so easy, convert to hindu, take a Musa's city, buidl UN, gift the city back in the peace treaty, let all the hindus vote for me... but I don't have the religion.
Musa is eveyone's enemy, but I only have got 1GE, although tried many times. And anyway, I wouldn't have the votes without being hindu. I ask my vassal to gift me his hindu city in my continent, he won't. I have 29% of the world pop.
TAke a barb city I don't want, almost pressed raze, but there was an option "gift to Sul", I did, it saved me his good attitude!
Built a lot of rifles, -27gpt at 0%, dowed Musa, bite the bullet when the RNG takes half of my stack at 80-90% odds, take Timbuctu, approach the closest city, he is ready to capitulate... I attack first (why? oh, why?), terribly bad RNG, lose m and his units, don't take the city, accept his capitulation because:
1. Gifting him UN wouldn't be enough to get others' votes without hinduism.
2. He would capitulate, but he wouldn't gift a hindu city for peace.
3. I had brought more people to the war and he would capitulate to others.
By the way, the shared war turns are useless if the war is not long.
Of course, the following turn hindu spread to one of my newly founded cities.
Pacal loves DeG more than me now. Building UN in Timbuctu and gifting to Musa would get me Pacal's votes, but would lose me Musa's... not enough.
What would you have done? I need help!
1275AD, I have radio. I get lazy and I stop adding up my pop in F1 screen. Instead, I just look at the points, down right, not realising that pop-count includes not only my pop, but also 50% of my vassals pop! So I mistakenly believe I'm close to 60% with my vassals. I abandon fast research to enphasize food. I settle new cities everywhere. I take barb cities everywhere. I am tired. I'm in a hurry since it is my turn to play SGOTM. I play carelessly. My untis are sleeping in Musa's land. I want to win fast in RL. Since I believe I almost have the votes, I build UN in my capital. I don't revolt to HR to start accumulating shared civics points with Pacal because it would take 3 turns and I almost have the pop...
MM 1305AD. UN built 1310AD with 1GE and 5 chops. I'll soon get TajMaj, let's not revolt to HR just yet... I am elected SG, I have 52% percent of the votes, I realise my mistake, I want to cry. I go to sleep.
Two weeks go by. I play my (magnificent) SGOTM turnset. I open the save again. 4 days left.
Now that UN is in my capital there's no point in going hindu. HR would take a lot of turns to get me Pacal's votes. I have rifles. Monte has lbs. Why am I so timid? Killing other civ's people seems so wrong, when I could be whipping my own people into cathedrals instead!

Why haven't I being attacking all this time anyway?
Gift Demo to DeG so that he gets out of HR to his favourite civic, handing me Pacal's votes, 0% science and all merchants after that.
Dow Monty, distribute my units very thin in order to take several cities at the same time, miserably fail in all of them by 1 single unit... How can lbs win the battle more than 50% of the times when the game says I have 85% changces, even if they have a free shot? Reorganize. Upgrade my maces and Muskets to rifles. Concentrate more units. Take cities.
Sul gets Taj Maj, puaj. No HR for me then.
Voting happens every 8 turns, I expected 9, since it is 6 in Normal Speed. Choose voting for victory, I vote for me. Take two more Monte cities. He capitulates. Now...
- The voting has already taken place at the begining of this turn
- The counting of the votes will happen next turn, when he is my vassal and has to vote for me
- ...but the votes are in the box already, he can't change his vote now!
- ...but he is my vassal, he must
-...
-...
Press enter, he abstained, I am short of votes. Had I started the war 1 turn sooner I would have won 8 turns sooner! No time to cry, the clock is ticking.
8 turns pass, I'm countinouslymonitoring my victory margin and emphasizing food. I have gifted resources to my vassals so that they grow bigger.
682 votes total, I get 437 (half of them mine, the rest from my vassals), 422 needed.
I feel bad. Much slower than it should have been. Also it doesn't feel like a true diplo, vassals make self-voting possible again. I don't like vassals. They are a good addition to the game only if you want to win by conquest.
In my diplo games I feel I am not in control of the situation. Random Events, sudden vassalizations and non-spreading religions make fun of me. I need some help. What should I have done differently? What would you have done?