Come gather round, as I tell of an epic tale of bloodshed, honour, and perseverance. You must have perseverance yourself as it is a lengthy but eventful tale of how the Germans became the True Viking race.
Let me start with a recap of the BC years from another book of lore (aka the first spoiler thread).
Settled in place, built one city east (for copper), one west (river/flood plains/wine/silver/horses ), captured one south from the barbs (which would turn into a bit of a monster). I settled one south of the west city too though that may have been shortly after 1AD. Definitely space to squeeze some more in but warfare calls me first...
Not too much war happening but far too many "we have enough on our hands..." going on... I don't (& can't currently) share religion with anyone I turn up at Cumae (SW of Rome) just as 1AD approaches, declare war with my axe stack, with a few spearmen & chariots thrown in. They have praetorians though which is sad. In contract to some other people's luck, I send in 2 axemen at 15% chance of victory to soften them up.... and win both of those battles! Bonus.
Plan - get to catapults (nearly there already), duff up the Romans some more, maybe vassalise them... get bureaucracy soon too, I have mines & cottages galore in preparation.
What will happen.... everyone declares war on me & I die horribly
Now on with the story!
1-1000AD - a bright start goes dim
The great German horde, small in number but big in courage, took Cumae and then Rome. However those scum the Praetorians were on the march so a tactical retreat was made back to Cumae. Clearly Cumae held a place in the heart of many Vikings across the world, as Askold (Russians) and Fredrik (French) declared war on me also and threw many troops at Cumae. At last I knew I could hold it no more, so gave it back to the Romans in exchange for peace & for being able to keep what was left of my stack.
On the western front, my expansion had been limited due war and the English had taken a lot of space - I had but three cities east of my capital - the holy Christian city of Munich settled on the river, a city on the peninsula south of that and an advanced city close to the English border. Entirely unprovoked, the English declared war and marched on Munich with some 15 axemen

(but no catapults) What a dastardly act! I had a lightly defended border but had just got machinery up - hastily 4 brave macemen and crossbowmen got together in Munich and managed to take out half the English stack before succumbing to strength in numbers. We shall not forget you!
So at this point, I have 3 cities on the mainland linked together, 2 which are cut off by chunks of English territory and 1 I recently established on the small island. It's freaking 600AD, this is not a recipe for success!
England made a tactical error here and went for the new city I had built near their border. This let me just-about retake Munich

I held this for many years.
1000 - 1750 AD... dark days for our brave empire
The Viking world did not share in the German view of the world, and all of them, except the Spanish-vikings, periodically declared war on Germany, who had but 5 mainland cities and 1 on an island. The Spanish were to prove themselves excellent partners in the rest of the game - despite sharing no military campaigns, they were solid traders and stopped the Germans from being completely isolated.
The English attacked on the left, desperate to retake Munich. The Romans, Spanish & French took turns attacking me on the right. I was furiously churning out troops after troops after troops who heroically defended the homeland. It was bloody slaughter for year after year after year, it seemed there was no end.
However I did find some very brief respite from the defence. I established two more cities - neither in super locations but they would all contribute. Also I squeezed out the university of Sankore - despite the enforced warfare the German people loved their education. Also a source of gold was discovered in the vicinity of Berlin which increased the vast scientific output of this great city even more.
Then in around 1650AD the English got together a really large stack, came on Munich and killed most of the defenders. I withdrew the stragglers and gave them Munich in exchange for peace. It was a sad day and I was all ready to shrine the city too. The citizens of Berlin now had no buffer between themselves and the English - although bizarrely my city due south of Munich - now cut off from the rest of the German lands - remained unmolested the whole game.
The one hope from this endless bloodshed was that the savages in the rest of the world valued the sword above all else whereas my people still loved their books. Despite being a small empire we were still technologically superior. If this could somehow be leveraged to gain an advantage, there might yet be a great future for the Germans.
1750 - 1880 AD... greed is a killer
The plan was a simple one - top German scientists would seek to discover the secrets of Liberalism, which would also reveal knowledge of how to build a mysterious new catapult-like device, called cannons. This was achieved around 1820AD. A few of these contraptions were put together with some solid macemen and the new invasion of Roman lands was put into action. The Romans were the most technologically inferior of all the Viking people - it would be a mercy to teach them of the ways and technologies of the German people.
The invasion went at the north of their empire, crossing a great forest. As most of the fighting was happening in the southern regions of the Roman empire, they were ill-prepared, and in any case could not stand up to the cacophonous sound and destructive ability of the cannons. Quickly one city fell, then another and then 2 more. The formerly mighty praetorians could not cope. Down to only 2 cities, the Romans offered one city and their eternal service in exchange for peace. However I refused, wishing for my reign to be extended fully throughout their lands.
This was to prove to be a grave error that would set the empire back a fair way. As I marched on Rome, the French emerged from nowhere with legions of mighty horsemen. Germans had the technology to hold them back, but their forces were spread for attacking the Roman foot soldiers, not defending against mighty horsemen (Cuirassiers). The French exploited this to rout my troops & capture all but one of the Roman cities I had taken - cities they then gave BACK to the savage, illiterate Romans - who had agreed to serve the interests of the Red Vikings (Russia). Then peace was agreed and the French marched off somewhere again. My great planning had achieved little.

But still the loyal German people stuck with me.
1880 - 1935 AD... more technology and politics
The German scientist learnt of many new technologies based off this "cannon" - first came riflemen and then this curious weapon called a machine gun. The awesome defensive abilities of this "part automated machine, part gun" were quickly realised by the German hierarchy and they were put into mass production in many of Germany's 8 cities. Their work was assisted by a new company that arose calling itself "Mining Inc." which greatly supported the war effort with increased production across the empire. Towards the end of this era, an upgraded version of the rifleman, called "in-fan-tree" was discovered also.
However not long after the machine guns went into mass production, the aggressive English (and their Byzantian lap-dogs) turned up again with a huge stack. I was not yet ready to face the full might of the English army, whose power rating was 4 times my own, and I was able to appease them by giving them a city just north-west of Berlin. They were not able to make use of it in any case, due to the cultural influence of Berlin.
With the western front safe for the moment, I took the opportunity to declare war on mighty Russia and their puny allies, the Romans. Led by the inspirational general El Cid, my armies quickly took back the cities that the French had gifted to the Romans, then I marched on Rome itself and took it - leaving the inept Roman leadership with only the old battleground of Cumae in their grasp. The Russians seemed to not care about this turn of event - until one of my spies spotted this in 1927....

Although I felt I might be able to take on this force in a defensive capacity, I could not take it head-on. I could not be sure where they would attack and Rome directly bordered their lands - so I gave them the city of Rome in exchange for peace.
The English - having already vassalised Byzantium - took their huge force which had been threatening me and threatened the Spanish with it. They chose to fight but they could not cope with the numbers of the English attackers, and soon also gave in to the English. Therefore the political situation was like this.
England - some 24% of the known world, with the Byzantians and Spanish serving under them.
Russia - some 20% of the known world, the one-city nation of Rome serving under them.
France - around 10 cities - however they were bashed up by the Russians and capitulated to them sometime around 1950.
Germany - the proud nation standing alone against the imperialist aggression or England & Russia.
However the Germans were now armed to the teeth - and paying some 85 gold a turn to maintain their oversized military and their military was still ranked at "only" around half the English forces. What would the future hold?
1935 - 1975 AD... justice is served
Fresh from conquering the Spanish, tie English declared war on my empire again. However I was ready for them. They would surely come for the capital Berlin, and I had heavily fortified it with machine gunners, who would be impervious to England's domineering siege weaponry. The French came along for a piece of the pie too. They marched on Berlin together - but attacked a turn apart. Furthermore a tactical error was made by the English as they sought to attack Berlin directly across a river rather than crossing it first and then attacking Berlin. Incredibly, not a single German lost his life in the great battle of Berlin 1942, and the attacking forces were routed. Here are some historical records of the forces on display (English on the left, then French, then my Germans - note the machine gun count!).
With the invasion force routed, I sought to beat back the English sphere of influence. I mustered all the forces I could and took back the two cities that were formerly mine, along with Dover. The dastardly English mounted desperate defences of all three, however they could not stand up to my technically superior forces & legions of cannons - though I did have to call on some outdated crossbowmen, macemen and even longbowmen to finish off the last few defenders in some of these cities.
As more of the "infantry" joined my armies I beat back the English further and further again. Their faith in redcoats was insufficient to stop the righteous anger and justice I poured upon them. Some of the Germans did not like all this bloodshed and my city reports were showing up to 14 unhappiness in each city due to wars, despite the presence of jails to appease the people! This slowed down my warfare somewhat as I had to research the secrets of fascism in order to pacify the people.
As well as the war was going, there were however things starting to stir on the eastern front, so after taking around 8 cities, both of the English oil sources and freeing the Byzantian's and my good mates the Spanish from tyrannical English rule, I gave them peace so I could deal with the bear on the eastern border.
1975 - 2031 AD... the true Vikings rise
The Russians came at me with a mighty force - albeit a bit heavy on horsemen. These are the historical records from 1992.
Having gained peace with the English, I drew all my strength together and placed it in Rome, correctly predicting they would come for it after taking Cumae (I had wiped the Romans out in around 1975) and it was there that they were slaughtered, with small losses on the German side.
With the only tanks in the whole world, a highly-motivated people, bombers versus empires without access to oil, and sold trading allies in the Spanish, the Germans ran amok across their previous oppressors, wiping first the Germans, then the English (bar 1 city) and finally the French off the face of the earth. The Spanish had been good friends and I was a reasonable man, so I did not attack them (also they had half-decent military). The Byzantians were in service to the Spanish so I also left them alone.
Some 6 turns after the warfare had finished, in 2031 AD, the lands controlled by the Germans increased to be large enough for the
Germans to be declared the True Viking Race by virtue of Dominance over the known world. Hurrah!
Here are the most killed & most built units, along with a record of the greatest generals in the German army including the inspirational El Cid who led his band of warriors across several centuries.
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Things I learnt whilst playing the game....
- longbowmen cannot be upgraded to machine gunners - but crossbowmen can. Those city garrison promotions are brilliant on machine gunners.
- I never knew that war weariness can be completely negated with the combination of Jails, Mount Rushmore and Police State.
- Giving a city that you are going to lose anyway in exchange for peace is a good tactic!
- There is only a fairly limited number of Great General names - after that they are just called "great general"
- Next time I find myself in a seemingly hopeless situation - don't struggle on. Although it was fun to do once, it took up waaayy too many hours of my life!
