Caption Contest 2: Insert Witty Subtitle Here

[CivRulesAll]

*Voice of an Animal Channel announcer* He is using his telekinesis powers to levitate the coca cola bottle. Amazing creatures, aren't they.

 

[Snerk]

Coca Cola has developed a new type of cruise missile that targets happy people.

 

[hell_hound]

You guys laughed when i said my religion was jedi

 

[kill fire]

Gravity cat mildly interested.

 

[Seon]

Coke Cannon.

It explodes.

 

[Icekommander]

Coke:1 Bob's nose: 0

 

[choxorn]

I hope the coke tastes good...

 

[D'Artagnan59]

In other news, one of Coca-Cola's snipers tried to assassinate Bill Gates.

 

[artbell]

An instant before it bored a hole through yet another nerd's face, Super Coke wondered if there might be more to life and the universe.

 

[KaiserElectric]

One day, I'll update this on time.

Alright, and the awards go to....

snerk

Coca Cola has developed a new type of cruise missile that targets happy people.

kill fire

Gravity cat mildly interested.

And next our winners...

Thorvald of Lym

"Gil's gonna eat tonight!"

icekommander

Coke:1 Bob's nose: 0

Nictel

Soon you will come to know
When the Coke hits the bone

Nice job, and welcome to the circle, Nictel!

New pic! AWAY!!!

 

[Zack]

Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from Cottoneye Joe?

 

[kill fire]

EDIT(again): changing it back


Trashcan is spy!

 

[mythmonster2]

Perhaps most important... what is that bag for?

 

[choxorn]

When the trashcan was trying to learn how to play guitar, he hit a snag when he forgot that he only had one arm.

 

[Seon]

Naked Trashcan hits Elm Street!

 

[aronnax]

George W Bush: Post-President

 

[CivRulesAll]

Ooooooh, we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of trash!

 

[Nictel]

Nice job, and welcome to the circle, Nictel!

Thanks.


After Sally got Guitar Hero 5 she didn't need her rocker boyfriend anymore.

 

[artbell]

After Simon Cowell called his folk music 'rubbish', Harvey was determined to prove him wrong.

 

[Icekommander]

They really are scrapping the bottom of the trash with today's music.


Edit: Or similar:

I hear today's music is utter trash.