Superevie
Latina Goddess™
Aw, sweet!
I used to be an empress, so maybe I can talk with these guys. 


Originally posted by CivCube
"Fear not, savages! We are the civilized people of Rome. If you come with us, we may make you citizens under the leadership of Xenophon the Great, governor of this town on the edge of the Roman Empire. What say you?"
Originally posted by Thrawn
Sounds like barbarians coming from the south. Looks like we're in for a fight, with someone at least. Or run away, depending on numbers.![]()
Originally posted by CivCube
Soon enough, wild barbarians come charging from the south. Their disgusting appearance and putrid smell make one want to vomit.
One of the wild men marches up to the captain of the Guard. "Let us through! We want meat!"
"Hah! You think you can barter for food so easily, eh? This is a civilized town, not for savage tribesmen like you!" The captain spits in the barbarian's face.
"Gaaarh! That does it! This peace ends NOW!" With that, the ugly brute pulls the captain off his horse and starts to beat him in the face!
Five Barbarians
Power Level - 3
Hit Points for Each - 10
damn dirty apes!Originally posted by CivCube
Soon enough, wild barbarians come charging from the south. Their disgusting appearance and putrid smell make one want to vomit.
One of the wild men marches up to the captain of the Guard. "Let us through! We want meat!"
Originally posted by CivCube
"Hah! You think you can barter for food so easily, eh? This is a civilized town, not for savage tribesmen like you!" The captain spits in the barbarian's face"Gaaarh! That does it! This peace ends NOW!" With that, the ugly brute pulls the captain off his horse and starts to beat him in the face!
Originally posted by Perfection
*Bang* A blinding flash is seen.
A Futuristic Car is seen it reads "Interdimensional Taxicab Service"
Perfection steps out and after a small arguement with the taxicab driver pays his fare... well most of it. Another blinding flash is seen as the car disapears.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Need any asistance with those barbarian folk?
Originally posted by puglover
Let's attack the Barbarians!