CFC Replacement Words 2013

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Mr. Dictator

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This, to me, sounded way more interesting than throwing words out and not having more fun with them.

If you had control of the auto-replace, what words would you tinker?

Gold Standard -> RON PAUL FUN BUX
Correlation -> fuzzy logic
CSA -> Symbionese Liberation Army
Israel -> Peanut Butter
Palestinian -> Jelly
 
Ron Paul - Racist Grandpa
 
Saint Abraham -- Ron Buttlicker Paul

mass murderer -- gentleman and a scholar

is murder -- is not murder
 
I think this would be a lot better if the replacements were anagrams of the original. So Ron Paul would become a vase w/ a bunny on it, "a lop urn," gold standard would tell you to increase the number of organs you are organizing, "add gland sort," and Israel would be come a periodical, "serial."

Fun fact, if you type "anagram" into Google, the search engine will ask if you meant "nag a ram."
 
JollyRoger said:
Ron Paul - gay sex
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"Gay Sex, a frequent purveyor of 'GAY SEX FUN BUX' has encountered controversy following statements that appear to lend support to the Symbionese Liberation Army."
 
Rick Santorum ---> Ron Paul in drag
Ron Paul ---> Ru Paul
Liberty ---> Genocide
Troll ---> Best Friend
Abe Lincoln ---> Awesomesauce
St. Abraham ---> Vampire slayer extraordinaire
 
I thought Rick Santorum -> Sick Rantorum would work a lot better.
 
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