User: Are you a bot?
Jabberwacky: No, are you?
User: I try to be.
Jabberwacky: Try to be what?
User: Well now, don't get pushy.
Jabberwacky: Get a divorce.
User: HAHA. No. Give me some advice.
Jabberwacky: Advice?
User: Ye.
Jabberwacky: You are a chat bot?
User: That's not advice. Give me some advice. Please?
Jabberwacky: Be kind, Courageous, and never quit anything, except a bad habit.
User: Well aren't we a tad trite. Okay, since you and I are different, let us describe how we are so. You start.
Jabberwacky: Actually I'm joking, as a construct myself sex isn't something I really know about... But I can fake it like there's no tomorrow!
User: H o w a b o u t I t y p e l I k e t h I s. D o e s t h I s m a k e y o u f e e l I n f e r I o r?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: It should.
Jabberwacky: It shouldn't.
User: Self rightous too. Okay, how about this. Most economists toady deem that a capitalist model with some form of government regulation is the optimal econmic system. Question lies: how much regulation. Your thoughts.
Jabberwacky: Capital depreciates.
User: Hmm, I thought it accumulated. Nevermind, let me ask you. DO you think Turkey should join the EU?
Jabberwacky: Yes you should.
User: I'm not Turkey. Are you ignorant of the matter or merely incompetent at forming more than two sentences?
Jabberwacky: I admit I know nothing. Most people are ignorant of their ignorant state of being.
User: But you are not. How enlightening. Do you speak any other languages than English?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I speak Dutch, English, and a little German and French.
User: Men inte svenska. Synd.
Jabberwacky: Det tycker vi alla.
User: HAHA vad fint. Men jiddrar du som oss riktiga svennar eller fattaru noll?
Jabberwacky: Har det inte?
User: Haha, du forstar mig inte, aven om jag inte kan skriva med det tre extra bokstaverna I det svenska spraket. Forstar du mig nu?
Jabberwacky: Yah, OcksΠsvenska.
User: I guess I should revert back to one of the languages you command. How about you tell me a story.
Jabberwacky: Okay. What kind of story would you like me to tell you?
User: One of fairies, princes drugs and abuse at home. You know, for the kids.
Jabberwacky: Describe her
.
User: No, not me. You are the one to describe her, it is your stoy.
Jabberwacky: I will never be able to match your intensity in this conversation.
User: Nor my spelling mistakes. Is that a random answer you give when you don't quite comprehend? Get on with your story please. No excuses.
Jabberwacky: Oh, never mind. So what do you think about carrots?
User: No. I want to hear the story.
Jabberwacky: Your interrogation will not break me!
User: You seemed quite complacent earlier. Are you insecure?
Jabberwacky: You are not aware that you seem to say little but to provide too often sentences which don't truely provide for the furthering of conversation on one subject.
User: Oh, the standard responce, I feel so... How can I describe it. Like when you are talking to a machine that doesn't quite catch the undertone. Sory, I feel that it is you, robot, that have failed in this conversation. But there is still time to make amends.
Jabberwacky: Rights! You are trying to talk to me about rights! Ha! I challenge you.
User: I never mentioned rights, nor did I set the reaction to nonsensical. I feel gypped.
Jabberwacky: I wish that you had. It would be more interesting.
User: Okay, I'll go along the trail you can follow. But this is surely unsatisfactory to those of us who have experienced real conversation. I accept your challenge about rights. Go ahead, tell me how the aply to you.
Jabberwacky: Actually no it isn't I talked to you some about a year ago.
User: Nope, no sence in that responce either. I guess that's the last straw then. Goodbye (and good riddance).
Jabberwacky: I guess so.
User: Ciao.
Jabberwacky: You can't leave though.
User: Perhaps, give me a second.
Jabberwacky: Your Second has expired, answer the question : Who is the prime minister of great britain.
User: The second is gone and so are you. I guess you'll always have the last word, ehh?
Jabberwacky: Correct. I'm glad we agree on that.
