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[Sonereal]

Oh, I feel that we're just misunderstanding the Dominion. They're worried about some traitor in Alaska and just really want to get him. However, since the United States could vouch on the capture of the traitor, I'm sure the Dominion will rethink their position and allow the US and her allies to deal with the dirty business. They understand that since this area is out alliance's backyard, we want to be the ones to kept the hedges trimmed, grass cut, and pool cleaned. We wouldn't feel right having our friends from the neighborhood over coming over to do all that, would we?

I'm sure the Dominion understands that.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Oh, I feel that we're just misunderstanding the Dominion. They're worried about some traitor in Alaska and just really want to get him. However, since the United States could vouch on the capture of the traitor, I'm sure the Dominion will rethink their position and allow the US and her allies to deal with the dirty business. They understand that since this area is out alliance's backyard, we want to be the ones to kept the hedges trimmed, grass cut, and pool cleaned. We wouldn't feel right having our friends from the neighborhood over coming over to do all that, would we?

I'm sure the Dominion understands that.

Alaska once belonged to Russia. Geopolitical influences shift. The traitor is a traitor especilly to the Order and is plotting to train figures to fight against humanity. It is our interest to remove this threat personally. Hence we suggest we combine our forces and have 50:50. Agree and we can get our monk (OOC: we need only 1 more mission for it to go from 2/3 to 3/3), you get Alaska and we split the money between us.

 

[Sonereal]

Alaska once belonged to Russia. Geopolitical influences shift. The traitor is a traitor especilly to the Order and is plotting to train figures to fight against humanity. It is our interest to remove this threat personally. Hence we suggest we combine our forces and have 50:50. Agree and we can get our monk (OOC: we need only 1 more mission for it to go from 2/3 to 3/3), you get Alaska and we split the money between us.

I'm afraid that deal is not acceptable to NATO. We do not need to combine forces, for NATO has the power to do it alone, and without a fuss. See how there is a fuss? Why, there's a fuss because there's a man from the neighborhood over trying to trespass onto our backyard and trim our hedges. He doesn't know how we like our hedges trimmed! I'm sure he means well, but it just can't be happening that way.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Dominion has already set itself to remove the threat personally. Since NATO in the past has stumpled in and wrecked peoples gardens we would suggest they lecture themselves before lecturing the Dominion. Rebecca Normand will liberate Alaska to return it to you. We need the monk for additional firepower against the drones. Monk are anti-drones only, so you be sure this benefits the war effort more if it is done by the Dominion who unlike the RSA has a global reach, especilly with our upcoming assault against the drones in Africa. We has the resources to fight the drones: we need more to increase the effort.

 

[Robert Can't]

The United People's Republics of Central Asian Inferior Potassium Producing Nations Rises Once Again​

Under the guidance of our no longer quite so young ruler, Myahri Jahan, the People's Republics have flourished into a minor power in the Potassium Market, though our exports are still greatly inferior to those of our northern brothers we maintain a high standard of inferiority. New techniques are being introduced that could potentially vastly decrease our output and quality.

An interesting new machine!​

In other news Myahri Jahan's 24th Birthday if quickly approaching, in this - her 17th year of rule we are expecting great celebrations to follow. In preparation for the celebrations a 4 month national holiday has been declared. This long reprieve from the everyday toil of our miners should allow us to increase the inferiority quota of our potassium exports by 4 times as much this year as last.

Our Glorious Leader Myahri Jahan​

In other news we are looking to negotiate a trade deal with the dominion, because they seem like nice people in need of our greatly inferior potassium. We send our charismatic negotiator Roza Otunbayeva, a true patriot of the People's Republics.

Look at that Charisma!​

 

[Sonereal]

As we stated in the social group, we are sorry you feel that way. Rebecca Normand, with her pent up anger and hatred, might herself take heed to our advice that she turn back to the light and fight this dark path she is taking.

 

[Ailedhoo]

We greet the new republic with the allaince offer and agree together we can be strong!

Rebecca Normand also notes she has taken the path of eliminating a great evil in Alaska: she woudl like the USA to stop threatening her operations, especilly as she is testing her armies in Mali this year.

 

[Mat93]

so you be sure this benefits the war effort more if it is done by the Dominion who unlike the RSA has a global reach

To the Dominion

Weren't you complaining about me expanding in the Australia region at 1 point, and then bringing up my base in the Med...

I can't be both global and non global at the same time. They are mutually exclusive. Please make up your minds on us, it is annoying when your descriptions of us change apparently in between communications, we barely have time to keep up.


OOC: Seriously, it is stupid to be saying we are one thing, and then the next post you make saying the exact opposite.

 

[Sonereal]

Rebecca Normand also notes she has taken the path of eliminating a great evil in Alaska: she woudl like the USA to stop threatening her operations, especilly as she is testing her armies in Mali this year.

Well, we know what they say about those who fight monsters. It was only a matter of time before Rebecca had more in common with the Sith than us.

 

[Robert Can't]

Myahri Jahan proposes that we stop bickering with each other and plans to organise a sleepover party where we can all discuss our problems. To ensure that everyone's being truthful to each other we Myahri proposes we use the medium of Truth or Dare. Remember to bring snacks!

 

[Ailedhoo]

To the Dominion

Weren't you complaining about me expanding in the Australia region at 1 point, and then bringing up my base in the Med...

I can't be both global and non global at the same time. They are mutually exclusive. Please make up your minds on us, it is annoying when your descriptions of us change apparently in between communications, we barely have time to keep up.


OOC: Seriously, it is stupid to be saying we are one thing, and then the next post you make saying the exact opposite.

OOC: Personal comments like "stupid" is reportable you know and US is now owned by Sone, a veteren IOTer who I would never underestimate.

IC: The RSA is keen to keep the Dominion in America. Hence why we are now keen on the idea the RSA remains in America. The Dominion has deployed front across the world and is set to launch in Africa a assault against the drones. You could have taken a coast in Africa. You have attempted to face the drones but the Dominion helped free Lower Egypt from the drones.

Well, we know what they say about those who fight monsters. It was only a matter of time before Rebecca had more in common with the Sith than us.

I suggest you speak to Egypt, who we helped against the drones. You find that we are not the monsters you paint us as. Rebecca admits that the former ruler of the Dominion was of Nazi like consent but Rebecca has forsaken the Nazi elerments for order. She is determined to save the world from the drones. The monk would help us in our efforts to liberate Africa.

Myahri Jahan proposes that we stop bickering with each other and plans to organise a sleepover party where we can all discuss our problems. To ensure that everyone's being truthful to each other we Myahri proposes we use the medium of Truth or Dare. Remember to bring snacks!

Rebecca agrees.

 

[Mat93]

We welcome the umm...nation led by Myahri Jahan to the world, and make you our standard 5 turn rolling NAP deal (that I forgot to offer to Fars, apologys, please consider this a 5 turn rolling NAP offer to you too), which we hope you accept and will lead to greater cooperation.

Do we need to bring our own pillows?

 

[Robert Can't]

We welcome the umm...nation led by Myahri Jahan to the world, and make you our standard 5 turn rolling NAP deal (that I forgot to offer to Fars, apologys, please consider this a 5 turn rolling NAP offer to you too), which we hope you accept and will lead to greater cooperation.

Do we need to bring our own pillows?

Just for those not in the know... I'm the purpley people in Central Asia.

Myahri says that she has sufficient pillows but if you feel the need to bring your own special pillow then she's cool with that. She also says people can bring their stuffed animals if they want to. She also responds to the offer of the NAP by saying we'll talk about it at the party!

 

[Ailedhoo]

Rebecca will bring some bodyguards with her in case a member of the democratic resistence within the Dominion terrorrist decides to attempt a assassination.

 

[Mat93]

OOC: Personal comments like "stupid" is reportable you know and US is now owned by Sone, a veteren IOTer who I would never underestimate.

IC: The RSA is keen to keep the Dominion in America. Hence why we are now keen on the idea the RSA remains in America. The Dominion has deployed front across the world and is set to launch in Africa a assault against the drones. You could have taken a coast in Africa. You have attempted to face the drones but the Dominion helped free Lower Egypt from the drones.

OOC: At no point did I make a comment about you, purely about your choice of changing diplomatic wording fairly regularly. I see no reason to even get personal in a game.

I am well aware of Sonereal's ability in IOTs, and while I remember...I am impressed by his diplomacy so far.

IC: We are keen to keep you OUT not in. And nice of you to inform us of your new keenness to keep us in America. Sadly, you do not control what we do. However we will treat your advice with the respect it deserves.

And once more we remind you that there is multiple ways to face the droids, of which we have done on many occasions, all our attempts have been 95% or more successful...we do apologise if you cannot see that due to not knowing what we wanted to achieve.

 

[Ailedhoo]

OOC: At no point did I make a comment about you, purely about your choice of changing diplomatic wording fairly regularly. I see no reason to even get personal in a game.

I am well aware of Sonereal's ability in IOTs, and while I remember...I am impressed by his diplomacy so far.

IC: We are keen to keep you OUT not in. And nice of you to inform us of your new keenness to keep us in America. Sadly, you do not control what we do. However we will treat your advice with the respect it deserves.

And once more we remind you that there is multiple ways to face the droids, of which we have done on many occasions, all our attempts have been 95% or more successful...we do apologise if you cannot see that due to not knowing what we wanted to achieve.

The Dominion will only be in for a few moments to kill and collect the corpse of the tratior. That is all. We be quick for the operation. We are only going for the tratior. Do not go to war over a operation against a villain.

We suggest we speak more at the meeting with our new comrade.

Edit: The Dominion might... if 20 additional IC came under our ownership... consider changing our orders to set the sniper teams to the Cape of Africa...

 

[Sonereal]

"[President] Rick's dreams has grown more lucid the last few weeks. He talks in his sleep about god-knows-what. I wonder if the stress is getting to him, but he doesn't talk about the dreams. When an aide that woke him up one morning a week ago told him that he was speaking in some language he couldn't pin, Rick said it wasn't a big deal. The aide was reassigned to some senator in one of the backwater states.

I'm not sure where this is leading. He's different, but I'm not sure how. He swings back and forth, from normal to withdrawn. Extremely withdrawn and always mumbling, and I think he mumbles the same thing over and over again but I'm not for sure. He doesn't like to be around people when he's withdrawn.

I don't know if he's getting worse. If he is, I don't even think it matters. He's a lot like Reagan. Slowly losing his mind, but out of sight of the media which has increasingly grown to stay out of our business due to the war. He isn't nose-deep in any of the decisions anymore, so maybe it doesn't matter if he does go crazy.

Or I could be wrong. Who knows?"

-Journal of Frank Temps, Bodyguard

 

[Double A]

Good day new president! The Dominion is prepared to launch a assault on Alaska to remove a threat. We are willing to hand it over to you after the traitor is removed.

We ask that you inform the RSA to not be aggressive to our operations. We are set. They threaten war over our policy of serving the interests of humanity. Such is why we ask you to ask the RSA to cease their warmongering threats. Together the USA and the Dominion will prove allies against the drones!

Kazakhstan can into Alaska, too.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Kazakhstan can into Alaska, too.

Then do!

How about we do so together? Or you do while we set the snipers to the Cape? Anyway we like the idea of a power holding onto Russia to claim a land which Russia once owned. Hence we happilly see you claim Alaska.

 

[Ailedhoo]

OOC: forgive me for the double post but...

IC: The Dominion will this year not strike Alaska. We trust the Kazakhstan authorities to take care of the matter. If the threat is not removed this year then the Dominion will get in. That is all.

We will instead set our forces meant for Alaska for the south of Africa.