Chuck Norris vs Giant Radioactive Monkey

[R.B.]

Which is best, Giant Radioactive Monkey, Chuck Norris, or Google Monster with Bacon Breath?

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Chuck Norris of course.

 

[JonnyB]

Radioactive Monkeys have Karate skillz too! Monkey FTW!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Chuck Norris is lame. Giant Radioactive Monkey is the unquestioned champion.

 

[Catharsis]

The monkey wins every time. No contest.

 

[sirtommygunn]

chuck would crush that monkey's head between his thighs!

 

[puglover]

Chuck Norris eats monkeys in his Rice Krispies.

 

[Mirc]

Radioactive Monkey kicks Chuck's butt!

 

[LLXerxes]

Why do people like Chuck Norris so much? My friends say it's because he's white and can do karate, but can't every 8 year old in America do the same thing?

 

[puglover]

Why do people like Chuck Norris so much?

Is there such a thing as Radioactive Monkey Facts? I didn't think so.

 

[MrRats]

Karate can only take you so far in a fight. Plus, the monkey is GIANT and RADIOACTIVE. It would contaminate Chuck Norris and this would lead to mutations/death/severe burning, even if he won the physical fight.

 

[Swedishguy]

What about the Random Persian?

 

[Perfection]

GIANT DEATH ROBOTS COME IN AND PWN EVERYONE

 

[b etor]

chuck norris!!!

 

[Tee Kay]

Radioactive Monkey FTWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Swedishguy]

Bah, The Random Persian is bound to meddle with the results of that battle... he's the son of Knubb, I'll have you know!

 

[Jawz II]

Why do people like Chuck Norris so much? My friends say it's because he's white and can do karate, but can't every 8 year old in America do the same thing?

Youre obviously ignorant of the ways of the Chuck. The Chuck works in myseterious ways.

I recommend the movie "Lone Wolf McQuaid" followed by the movie "Delta Force" and then "Missing In Action" as a good introduction into the ways of the Chuck.

 

[Perfection]

Bah, The Random Persian is bound to meddle with the results of that battle... he's the son of Knubb, I'll have you know!

Sorry dude, you just don't have sufficient postcount to assert your pet option.

 

[b etor]

Youre obviously ignorant of the ways of the Chuck. The Chuck works in myseterious ways.

I recommend the movie "Lone Wolf McQuaid" followed by the movie "Delta Force" and then "Missing In Action" as a good introduction into the ways of the Chuck.

seconded!!!!!!!

 

[Swedishguy]

Sorry dude, you just don't have sufficient postcount to assert your pet option.

I make 18.14 posts per day. You make 16.01 posts per day. I WIN!!!