Civ's player Age

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by Traquenard-fx
There a list:
-I have 78 years old
-The first time I play was in 1957 on a paper in a bar
-During 5 years I have been a woman
-I have made the Vietnam's war and lost my two arms
-During that war, my wife give me 12 childs
-Now I am here and talk all days long with you guys. You are like a family for me...snif...snif...I love you guys...

...not really.

Not bad, whippersnapper!

1= I am 106 years old
2= I discovered played the big strategy game in the 40's. It was called World War 2!
3= I flew with the Red Air Force and got bored with Stalin, I strafed him and joined the Luftwaffe, finally siding with the RAF and USAAF!
4= I fought at Stalingrad, Midway, Guam, Battle of Britian, France and Low Countries, Poland, Tripoli, Italy and other places...
5= I lost all limbs and my Tongue, I type with my nose!
6= I fly with the power of my mind
7= My wife was a traitor so I fed her to my pet hyenas!
8= I have a bodyguard of crack Ukrainian troopers!
9= ENEMY ACE endorses CIV as the thing that has kept him occupied through his colourful life!
10= CIV3 will probably ruin his life!
11= But he welcomes fate, nonetheless!
12= You are all like family to me, I avoid you at birthdays and xmas!

"Some details have changed slightly to protect ENEMY ACE from his multitude of foes!"

remember:
Friends are just enemies who lack the resolve to destroy you!!!

 

[zandar]

26.

Civ nearly ruined my grades in High School.

Civ II nearly flunked me out of college. :grad:

Civ III...muahahahaha.

 

[Jive]

Originally posted by CurtSibling


Not bad, whippersnapper!

1= I am 106 years old
2= I discovered played the big strategy game in the 40's. It was called World War 2!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!