Scrimshaw said:
Episode 3: Bart joins a boy band and is talking to the recruiter.
Bart: "Who are you?"
Guy: "The time will come for introductions"
Bart: "It says here, you're L.T. Smash"
L.T smash: "That time has come. I'm L.T. Smash"
From the same episode:
Lisa, after finding out the true identity of LT Smash:
*gasp* "Leutenant Smash!"
L.T. Smash: "That's right, Leutenant L.T. Smash."
From the episode where Homer and Ned's Vegas wives come back to see them:
Lenny: "What's the matter Homer, I thought a guy with two wives would be happy?"
Carl: "Nah you're thinking of someone with two
knives."
Moe, smiling behind the bar, with two knives in his hands: "I gotta tell ya.... this is pretty amazing........ YEAH!"
From the episode where Homer gets stuck in a tar pit, before stampy pulls him out:
Homer, stuck in tar pit, figures out a way of getting himself free: "First I'll reach in and grab my legs.... then I'll pull my arms out with my face." *
gurgle gurgle gurgle*
From the episode where Homer finds Dr Frink's (sp?) automatic dialler, and uses it to sell "happiness" under the guise of "Mr Happy" or something:
Homer's auto-dialler (I'm not sure exactly what he says!): "Hello, how would you like eternal happiness? Just send one dollar to Mr Happy, 742 evergreen terrace, Springfield."
Mr Burns: "hmmm... no, I think I'd be happier
with the dollar..."
From the episode where Barney quits his drinking and learns to fly a helicopter, and Homer saves Bart and Lisa from the forest fire on Mt Springfield:
Lisa: "Dad, you did it you saved us!"
Homer, drunk: "I could do a lot of things if I had some money...."
Can't remember what episode it's from, but there were two US Fighters:
Pilot1: "Identifying enemy aircraft"
(Targetting computer shows silhouette of Willy, then bleeps and identifies it as an "Iraqi fighter")
Pilot1: "Target identified as Iraqi Fighter, firing missile 1."
(Missile veers right and shoots down second US fighter)
Pilot2: "uhhh... firing second missile."
(missile goes forward then doubles back on itself and shoots down the first Fighter.)
(on their parachute descent)
Pilot1: "See this is what happens when you take money away from the military and put it into healthcare!"
Pilot2: "It's a good programme, just give it a chance that's all I ask!"
(Pilots land and start fighting.)
Oh ya, that was great.
