Classics from The Onion

[Truronian]

My favorite:

New Solar Sytem Discovered Four Feet from Earth

Some good titles:

Poverty-Stticken Africans Recieve Desperately Needed Bibles
Kim-Jong Il Unfolds Into Giant Robot
Hidden Valley Ranch Bombed by Balsamic Extremists

 

[ULTIMATEGP]

The skeleton one and day care center in the Death Star were lol funny. Thanks for a good laugh.

 

[Aramazd]

My favorite is Serbia deploys peacekeeping forces to U.S.

 

[RameNoodle]

See sig. And, Texans Elect Gun.