Create your own cult!

Dann said:
Oh. Didn't read the fine print. My bad.

Anyway that's for a modern day cult. If it were the ancient "dawn of civilization" era then the heck with subtlety. My cult will be the biggest, baddest, bloodthirstiest of all time. Ours is a cult that worships power only. Our aim is to conquer all and enslave all. My first marauder bands will fan out in a circular fashion from my first base camp, conquering as they go. They will never hold any conquered territory, but merely plunder and decimate all towns they encounter. Able-bodied captives will be pressed into service with the conquering army (which moves on to another target), while the weak will be slain. A few will be left alive to rebuild the villages (to a degree), so that the next generation of marauders will have targets to plunder again. :evil:
So, in other words, the same as all of the others? Sounds sort of like the Lords Resistance Army :(
 
Kayak said:
So, in other words, the same as all of the others? Sounds sort of like the Lords Resistance Army :(
Not exactly. Notice I let some unbelievers survive. So that the next generation of cultists will have something to slay again. :evil:
 
I would wage war on other groups and "enlist" their services.

When I have assimilated my first city, I will have transportation, education, and military districts that will connect to other cities and bring others to my collective.
 
I would use my tribe to gain as much power as possible. We would enslave other tribes to do our manual labor and devote ourselves to directing the building of great monuments and training for war. I would declare our race(tribe) to be genetically superior to everyone else, and all children belonging to the tribe would be brainwashed to revere me as a god. The slaves would be kept in a state of near starvation and killing one of them would be perfectly legal. We would only mate with genetically pure women and yearly raiding parties would be sent to neighboring lands to secure more slaves and loot.

We would live in fortresses perched on the top of hills sort of like Mycenae. They would be surrounded by farmland and stocked for long sieges. We would make use of iron, and bronze, have nice art and pottery, and eat well. Our slaves would spend their entire lives in chain gangs, during the day, they would work in the fields and mines, at night they would sleep chained to the wall of their communal barracks, and would be fed very little. Some slaves will be kept as house servants to clean our houses and cook for us, these slaves would be better treated than their bretheren in the fields. I would not interfere with the religious beliefs of slaves because they are inferior races and obviously too ignorant to recognize me as a god.

The male children would be brought up to be soldiers. They would be made to watch the execution of rebellious slaves to show them what happens to the weak and to make them desensitized to death and violence. When they are five years old they would be trained by old soldiers to be proficient with all weapons, they would also be trained to fight without weapons. They will have to practice daily in the town square with all others. At age eighteen, they would be required to marry and would be provided with weapons and armor. The ideal family size would be four children, two boys and two girls. Children with birth defects will be exposed to die. Female children would be raised to be good wives and their chief purpose will be to provide me with more soldiers. Ugly girls will be made vestal virgins to guard some temple fire that I declare sacred, after all my soldiers don't want to marry ugly women. :mischief:

The overall feel of my cult would probably be a combination of Sparta, Ancient Egypt, and Nazi Germany.
 
I would preach a religion suitable for society to build itself on: make people want to be obedient, and then educate them, encourage research, and free trade. We would rank 1st for literacy :)
 
I'd make everyone worship a giant doughnut, and i would be called "supreme overlord bob the flatulant".
 
I'd make them all log on to CFC and argue my point of view, post my opinion in polls etc.

Or maybe start some kind of circus.
 
My cult would be benevolent to all other tribes, aiding them as I would encourage advancement in the arts and science. But if one person disses me or my momma we'll get high tech, ninja wizardry on your arse.
 
My goal even if in ancient times would be to devolpe and build a ship to the moon where upon which we would build a massive base full with animals and Plants-vegtables and such, all of which would be built under the surface of the moon. The people would become Xenophoic and all women would be requried to perform Sexual favors for me when they turned 18 years of age. Also noting that I would not age a day past 25.(Havent figured the last part about not ageing yet but eventually it will be understood.
 
Ramius75 said:
Cult of the Amazonian women.

Except me where they will worship me as the "Ultimate source of great gene", all the other men in the world will be castrated in case they contaminate the gene pool.

Beauty contest will be hold 24/7. From district to state and then to "international" marked borders. (all nations will be dissolve under the new religion and the UN will be change to a All women club. No "male" allowed)

The daily crowned Miss universe will have the privilege to "Mate' with the "Ultimate source of great gene". So that only the best will prevail.

The Female Children will be the newly region leader and the Male children will be the "Reserve source of great gene".

The ultimate goal of this religion will be a reduction is total population, protection of the enviroment and prepare for the world for the "Gaia" which will be chosen from the female Children.

All male drone will be put to retire at age 40.

It would be the other way around for mine. The chosen will be from the male childern and Women and girls will have little to no rigths at all, Women will clean, cook, and other household duties, Also girls will be not be allowed to be educated, play video games, or any sports. The males and boys will be the first to eat at all meals, and will have the better of all things for example, Food, Clothes,Beds, money, etc. Girls and women will have what the Men and boys do not want. All women will "be retired" at the age of 50.






I just wonder if anyone will read it this far before responding... This is only a joke..this is only a joke...this is only a joke...this concludes our broadcast :crazyeye:
 
My cult will spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster across the world!
 
Ideology: My followers would not only worship me as a god, for even people who believed in gods have defied them. Rather, they would revere me as if the very foundation of the Universe flowed from my fingertips. Anyone who defies my words would be defying the very world around them, and as such my rule would be complete and unquestionable. My followers would be considered to be the Chosen People, and only they would be allowed in my presence. Furthermore, only the Shamans of the Order, my most trusted followers, would be allowed to make dealings with non-followers. My followers would believe that it is their destiny and their duty to build a society so magnificent and bright that it can be seen from around the world on a dark night. This would propel them towards scientific innovation and architecture.

On the eve of every new moon, all the followers would gather at the base of my keep for praying and storytelling. The stories would all teach the values of the community, most notably the values of innovation, hard work, and fear of non-followers. It is there that they offer one new female to become my newest servant.

The ideology would be centered around 7 Aspects. They are Farming, Industry, Military, Religion, Community, Science, and Harmony. The 6 Shamans would each represent the former Aspects, and I would complete the Holy Seven by representing Harmony. The Shamans would each be masters of their craft and also resolve issues concerning their Aspect. So, for example, the Shaman of Community would be a master city-planner and architect, and would decide where to build new buildings. A new Shaman must be chosen when either a Shaman dies or 75% of the people of his Aspect decide to remove him. When a new Shaman is being chosen, the people elect a choice, which I would then either veto or approve.

Initiation: Beneath my citadel would be a huge, undergound system of caves and tunnels (both natural and man-made). This dungeon would contain all manner of traps and wild animals (snakes and the like). Any initiate would have to take various hallucinogenic drugs and journey through this dungeon, a journey that would last 3 days with no food and only a little water. At the end of the tunnel would be all the High Shamans, clothed in white with golden crowns, seated on gilded thrones in a room full of the brightest marble. In the middle would be a smoldering fire, and the initiate would have to strip his clothes, throw them on the fire, and then walk across the charred remains. This would represent him abandoning the old, ignorant ways forever. When he reaches the other side, he would be given robes of blue, symbolizing his rebirth. Note, however, this would only apply to males wishing to be initiated. Females could only be initiated as described below.

Location: My band of followers and I would journey to some very fertile region in either the Middle East (i.e. Israel, Mesopatamia), South Africa (i.e. Baviaanskloof or Ceres valley), or New Zealand. The important word being journey, as a long and arduous journey would not only separate the strong from the meek but also solidify my already god-like status.

The Citadel: My followers would begin by creating for me the foundation of my citadel on a hill. The first order of business would be in creating massive walls, 15 feet thick and 100 feet high. Everything would be in one central, connected building, forming concentric, domed rings with plazas and paved roads between each ring. In the center would be a giant keep where I and my females would reside on the uppermost floor with various administrative and religious chambers on the lower floors. Most of the rings would only be one story above ground, but several stories of subterranean passageways and chambers below. Farms and livestock be in a terraced section of the hill, with a lower outer wall protecting them a winding stair cut into the face of the hill leading up to the Citadel.

Economy: The economy would be largely communal. Families would work on collective farms or in collective workshops, with each family getting a portion of the product and the remainder being allocated as the group decides democratically. Any disputes go to the Shamans to resolve, and in rare instances can be taken all the way up to me. Land would not be bought or sold, but allocated as I saw fit. I would also place moderate taxes in order to support the team of scientists and scholars working on creating new inventions or better ways of production.

Education: My followers would be indoctrinated from birth through hypnotherapy, much like Brave New World, albeit a bit restricted due to lack of technology. All children at the age of 10 would receive one year of elementary combat training. The boys would then proceed to have an additional 4 years of combat training, and the most proficient among them would receive an additional 2 years of training. All children would be receive the same education until their 13th year, at which they would begin an apprenticeship for 5 years.

Dealing with non-Followers: Generally, non-Followers are not to be trusted. Often, however, the soldiers would lead raids on nearby villages, carrying off loot, food and women. Often, the soldiers will simply attack a village, enslave the males (killing all who show the least ounce of resistance), and rape the women until they are impregnated. When the women have their babies, they are given the choice of accepting the new religion and marrying a soldier or simply being killed on the spot. Should they choose the latter, their child will be adopted by a family of Followers. As the women have their children and the new generation of Followers in the town are able to support themselves, the enslaved males are gradually killed off.

Okay, so I was bored and have too much time on my hands. But that's what I would do if I had a cult.
 
I would have this small group of peoples soul purpose in life to upload every single peice of information and media in existence onto one easy to search website allowing people to download music, movies, television programs, games, art, other soft ware. While searching encyclopedias consisting of every word requested, thesoreces, deictionaries,every fiction and non fiction book ever, screen plays, plays, game instructons, manuals. It would also include forums of every type imaginable, eMail, search engines, etc. Baisicly the entire existence of mankind put into a easy to read and explore form. The real HITCHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

And of course it Willall be free to our Fellow man, Long live the era of Free information :rockon:
 
A few years ago, I was the boss of a section at my job, where I had to write the duty schedule. After putting a certain young lady on Saturdays, she informed me that she couldn't work the Sabbath. Sounded to me like she belonged to some kind of cult...

So in repsonse to that, I started my own cult. I called it Lazytarianism. My manifesto was based on working 2 days per week, with a 5-day weekend. I quickly gained a lot of followers.

Eventually, though, Lazytarianism died out, when people realized we already had an organization like it. Congress. :rolleyes:
 
A few years ago, I was the boss of a section at my job, where I had to write the duty schedule. After putting a certain young lady on Saturdays, she informed me that she couldn't work the Sabbath. Sounded to me like she belonged to some kind of cult...
Um... or she was Jewish.
 
Some sort of cult that aims to turn Earth into the Planet of the Apes...except with beavers! :yeah: (and me being the Supreme Beaver King)
 
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