Wow, I think someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Well, you are most certainly welcome Mr. President. My but it has been a while hasn't it? Let me look at you. Umm, well, you'll have to ask some of those sword toting guys to stand a side so I can see you. Ahh, I see you're fully clothed again. That's good.
Well, to what do I owe the honor of your visit? Shall we have a parade?
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