'Come join Aloha, full of thrills skills and kills in the inteam MP tourney. A close tight knit group with years of experience behind them, in one thing or another. With a loosely based government set up, with an active newspaper run by our very own Robi_D. An opportunity for newbies to learn some tricks and some vets to teach the aforementioned tricks(we're still in search of the vets to teach us them tricks). So come on down, join Chief Aloha and you'll be presented with an honourary surfboard and hoola girl/guy- you decide which one you ride.'
How's that then?