Dirty socialists extract profits from failing private sector

[JollyRoger]

So what is the balance sheet of these brilliant government lenders? They must be owed a lot of money given how good they are, and can't possibly be in 15 trillion dollars of debt.

Spoiler :

Oh yeah that's right - they lent money they don't have

Have you checked out the financials of most big corporations? You have all sorts of loans, the issuance of bonds, plus the issuance of shares that create a perpetual expectation of dividends. Anyway, the government works at a disadvantage of managing unprofitable ventures such as the military. No amount of taxpayer-funded training will turn that group into successful capitalists.

edit: Jesus H Chrysler

"The Last Temptation of Chrysler" was too long to use.