Dog haikus

[Pragmatic]

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed many
Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate
By kissing your face.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle.

Behold my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss -
Well, maybe catching rats. . .

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet, expelling much gas.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.

 

[kmad]

Oh no, dog chasing
I feel a tug on my leg
Junkyard dog got me

 

[Leonel]

What's that on the street?
Why, it's a friendly dog!
Stop sniffing my bum!

Heehee.

 

[Wild Weasel]

Woof woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Woof woof woof bark woof


I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Actually, did you know that Haiku should contain what is known as a kigo, a word or phrase that indicates the season the haiku is to evoke. In the case above, it is the 'bark' in the third set - caused by Rex seeing the first butterfly of summer.

 

[napoleon526]

The second dog haiku is incorrect, as it has only 4 syllables. Funny, though.