Dumb Things To Do On A Date

[Syrus_Knife]

Okay, post some Dumb things to do on a date.

I'll start it off:

Sneeze a lot
Cough all over the place
Talk about immature, unrelated things
Insult them

Hehe, maybe you guys can think of better things.

 

[Turner]

Oogle other girls.

Talk about ex-girlfriends in a positive manner.

Ask her when she's due, and she's not pregnant.

Chew with your mouth open.

Try to time your drinks with her jokes so that when you laugh you snot your drink.

Talk to other girls, saying more than two words to them in front of your date.

Talk about your mom incessantly.

Tell her how much you hate dogs when she's showing you pics of her dog.

Stare at her breasts all night long.


I'll think of more later. . . .

 

[Perfection]

Mention how much time you waste at CFC

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Opened again. Try to be funny. I also will close humor threads that bore me.

 

[Zcylen]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Try to be funny. I also will close humor threads that bore me.

you sound like you need some laughter in your life Lefty

 

[Rout]

Ask her if she's 'on'

 

[Perfection]

See how many fish you can cram into your pants

 

[puglover]

- Yell "FOOD FIGHT!" in the middle of a romantic French restraunt.

- Punch the waiter if he kisses your date's hand

- Talk in a Donald Duck impression

 

[nihilistic]

Surf CFC!

 

[Bose]

Insist she dresses up like a spy to cater for the obsession you have had since your CIV2 days...

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by Bose
Insist she dresses up like a spy to cater for the obsession you have had since your CIV2 days...

Dumb? It worked like a charm for me. So did surfing CFC. Must be a matter of style or tenique for you losers who did not get some.

 

[Bose]

Wake up Lefty!

 

[KingWilly]

Tell her that her a$$ looks big in those pants.

Tell her that her make-up makes her look like a whore.

 

[Bose]

Ask her to remove the small mammal that must have died in her throat...

Ask her for a loan to pay for tea...

Tell her you're a Kiwi...

 

[Zcylen]

ask her if she's a woman

 

[Grille]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
Opened again. Try to be funny. I also will close humor threads that bore me.

Not connected directly with the theme of the thread, but this was really hilarious!
I'll put a fresh coat of paint on:
"Ok. I listen to you again. Try to be charming. Try fast, because I could get bored again in a moment."

 

[puglover]

Originally posted by Zcylen
ask her if she's a woman

 

[Perfection]

Take her to The play pen at McDonalds

 

[Zcylen]

when she askes you "do I look fat?"
you answer, "hey, dont worry, I've seen worst things"

 

[Perfection]

Doze of when she speaks