torrasque
COMMIE!
Tell her you're an Aussie!
Dumb Things To Do On A Date
- Thread starter Syrus_Knife
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Tell her you're an Aussie!
KingWilly
Melbournite
Pick your nose and ask if she would like some - it shows you can share.
If she say "how disgusting" - tell her its 'free-range' or 'organic' - better for the environment.
If she say "how disgusting" - tell her its 'free-range' or 'organic' - better for the environment.
Perfection
The Great Head.
When going to fancy restraunt, dress up like a pirate and say argggggggghhhhhhhh young lass every time you talk to her
Brag about getting the Eagle ranking at your last Cub Scouts meeting.
Complain about not getting the Eagle ranking at your last Cub Scouts meeting.
Sneak a bunch of fish via your shirt into the resteraunt. Just cuz.
Ask her if she saw the latest Teletubbies episode.
Complain about not getting the Eagle ranking at your last Cub Scouts meeting.
Sneak a bunch of fish via your shirt into the resteraunt. Just cuz.
Ask her if she saw the latest Teletubbies episode.
Bose
Antipodean
Tell her you're a Kiwi living in Australia (sorry Groovin
)Tell her to go easy on the 'femme' deodorant...
Tell her you're not paying her to talk...
Perfection
The Great Head.
When she asks for a good chicken restraunt you say, "Hooters"
Bose
Antipodean
Place the salt and pepper shakers in ur shirt so they look like massive nipples. Ask her if she would like to squeeze one...
torrasque
COMMIE!
Tell her you're an Aussie living in New Zealand (just to continue the streak
)Repeatedly ask 'Do I look fat in this?' and always take the answer the wrong way.
Sneak a pizza into the restaurant in your pants then ask her if she'd like some.
During your email, say 'fat!' at random times for no apparant reason.
Smuggle leeches into the restaurant and release them in strategic places.
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
tell her you're a kiwi living in Australia that your best friend is an aussie living in New Zeland 
j/k
j/k
Take her to a whore house.
Darkness
Shadow creature
and try to get her a job there.....
Perfection
The Great Head.
Show her your massive collection of "Severn of Nine" momentos.
Yaniv
Prince
Tell him\her: "Can you make this quick? Barney starts at 9:00."
When she asks you if you want to meet her parents, say "yes".
When she asks you if you want to meet her parents, say "yes".
Perfection
The Great Head.
Whenever she refuses to do something say, "but my last girlfriend did it"
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
are you reading my mind?
Perfection
The Great Head.
Serve Hobo wine at your romantic dinner
Bose
Antipodean
Do they exist?
Take too long to get ready and constantly complain about your hair...
Order all the expensive food and only eat half of it all...
b*tch about all the good looking girls in the room, pointing out how ugly they all are...
Complain about everything she does...
Oops, sorry, i thought this thread was for things girls do to annoy the sh*t out of us on dates
Edited to change annoying censorship asterixes
torrasque
COMMIE!
They do! We had one in our class recently, but he was moved out after a day or two. Apparantly, he was Year 8 in Aussie, and through some sort of mixup he was put in my Year 10 class.
Anyway...
'Accidently' spill water, or even better, red wine, onto whatever she's wearing.
Smuggle some snails into a French restaurant and when the waiter asks you to order, say you 'brought your own'.
Snore occasionally when she's talking.
Bose
Antipodean
Look at her right ear the whole time...
