Well, you all went very quiet, huh.

But I have received the last picture so let's get going with the results!
CCRunner
The best use ever for clam chowder!
rhawn
Mise
The bald man was the happiest he'd ever been, for a bowlful of lobsters adorned his chrome-dome.
Kan' Sharuminar
Charles Li
tHE ugly woman is says"mY AM HAPpy cos of hat!it has animal"! "HE SAYs.
Catharsis (he would like to add that it 'took him hours')
Firestorm94
A woman smiles because it is GARBAGE DAY!!!
CivGeneral
Icekommander
Una donna è felice di levarsi in piedi dietro un accoppiamento degli scomparti verdi. Mamma mia!
azzaman333
LightFang
A cat, some feet, a trashcan and the entire population of Italy are upside-down, which is not logical, desu ~~ :O
electric926
D'Artagnan59
Lots of people make the same face my GOD DAMNED MOM MAKES WHEN SHE HEARS KELLY CLARKSON. GOD. Kelly Clarkson sounds like a cat being dragged through a mangle by its teeth. FOR GOD'S SAKE MOM, LISTEN TO SOME BETTER MUSIC! I would KILL MYSELF but then I'd never see my crush again. Or my other crush. And that would be A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. She's THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD but every time I try to get her Facebook email number SHE ACTS LIKE A JERK. DAMNIT. WHY DO ALL WOMEN HATE ME AND ALSO EVERYONE ELSE HATES ME.
BananaLee
Abaddon
A sheep eats grass while my next girlfriend cries.
In conclusion, that was abysmal, guys. I can't believe how terrible those pictures were, and as for the captions, well, honestly, you should be ashamed of yourselves. What did I do to you, huh? What did I do to deserve that onslaught of complete garbage (
don't you dare, Firestorm)? The fact that you could tarnish the fair, innocent Internet with this utter train-wreck really makes me question the existence of a benevolent Creator.
Don't bother signing up for the next one. In fact, I'm leaving this forum forever. That's how awful you all are, you hateful little wastes of space.
Good riddance.