Provolution
Sage of Quatronia
When we are to sink Merlots boat, I will, per agreement, be the one to tell Indie the bad message when we are about to sink their boat 

No, my intention is not to gloat, but to make Indiansmoke struggle with their diplomacy. Yet, the message to Merlot, I will craft, per agreement.
Greetings Ambassador Charlemagne XLII of the Noble Quatronians!
I would like to officially inform you of the appointment of Sir Snaker8 as the Ambassador of Merlot to your glorious nation!
It is my hope that this appointment makes communication swifter and easier between our teams.
Best Regards,
Sir Caledorn
Imperial Head Diplomat of Merlot
on behalf of Emperor Indiansmoke I
Yes, please do this before sending anything.Sure, draft something up and we will all take a look at it.
NONE SHALL PASS!
Regards,
The Q Continuum