Fall from Heaven Achievements

[Rystic]

My friends and I were talking about the trophy system and how achievements might look in FFH. They'd have to be like X-Box achievements, with most having terrible puns in their titles.

So during our last LAN game, we kept joking about it, and came up with these:

You Should Have Listened
-- As the Grigori, eliminate both the Mercurian and Infernal civilizations.

My Very Own End Of The World
-- Control four horsemen, each holding an apocolypse weapon.

Where Is Your Godslayer Now?
-- Equip Auric Ascended with the Godslayer.

Charlies' Angels
-- Control Basium, Brigit, and Sphener and bring them into the same city.

We Should Have Looked Into That
-- As the Sheaim, raise the AC to 100 with Elegy of the Sheaim.

Karma
-- Capture the Clan of Embers' final city with Brigit.

Something Went Horribly Wrong
-- As the Kuriotates, win a domination victory.

Mane Attraction
-- As Infernals, have a city of size 100.

Mist Us Again!
-- As the Sidar, cast your worldspell while you control Nox Noctis.

Undecided Fanatic
-- Control a unit that does both holy and unholy damage.

That's A Shame
-- Own a city with every animal cage but one, then normally kill the last animal you need.

Come On, Don't Be That Guy
-- As the Hippus, control over fifty mounted mercenaries in a multiplayer match.

Don't Worry Guys, My Pet Tanks
-- Summon a unit that gets over +10 strength from affinity.

Ha Ha Ha, Oh Wow
-- Kill Auric Ascended with an animal.

Shanghaied!
-- Control six pirate ports as any non-Lanun team.

Double-headed Coin
-- As Malakim Decius, defeat the Calabim.
-- As Calabim Decius, defeat the Malakim.

HELLO THERE TO YOU
-- As the Clan of Embers, meet all the remaining teams with your worldspell.

There Can Be Only One
-- Finish off an immortal unit with another immortal unit.

The Round Block Goes In The Round Hole!
-- Kill Archeron with a Dragonslayer.

Ya Well Screw You Guys
-- Be rejected for Somnium by at least four players in a multiplayer match.

Computer, Kill Flanders
-- Convince a computer player to declare war on Decius when he is both friendly towards you and his nation borders yours.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share

I found them entertaining.

 

[ushram]

Charlies' Angels
-- Control Basium, Brigit, and Sphener and bring them into the same city.

this made me laugh

 

[Methuselah]

My Very Own End Of The World
-- Control four horsemen, each holding an apocolypse weapon.

Mist Us Again!
-- As the Sidar, cast your worldspell while you control Nox Noctis.

Those are my two favourite ones.

 

[Guale]

You and your friends have some great creativity, it made me giggle.

 

[Rystic]

You and your friends have some great creativity, it made me giggle.

These are only the ones I remember. I might post more later.

 

[xienwolf]

These are awesome

 

[zup]

Moar Trophies?

Seriously, some of those are worth considering.

 

[Iceciro]

These are awesome. I laughed pretty hard, and they'd make good acheivements.

Ha Ha Ha, Oh Wow
-- Kill Auric Ascended with an animal.

BWAHAHAHAH.

 

[uberfish]

this is hilarious, some of these should be put in

 

[3141592]

Really, Kael, you have to put these in, achievements add so much for those of us that want more then just beating the game. They would give a reason to keep playing after victory is assured and really spice it up.

 

[KillerClowns]

Power to the People
-- Kill Auric Ascendant with a Godslayer-equipped Worker.

See You in Hell
-- Convert all the other players (at least four) to AV

Ministry of Truth
-- Convert all the other players (at least four) to the Order

Camulos' Vault
-- After achieving See You in Hell, be at war with all other players.

Ministry of Peace
-- After achieving Ministry of Truth, be at war with all other players.

Blood for the Blood God
-- Do Camulos' Vault as Hyborem

Ministry of Love
-- Do Ministry of Peace as Basium

EDIT: Yeah, mine aren't as awesome as Rystic's, and you'll notice a theme. But really, it was partially so I could use the 1984 naming theme. I'm a really bad PR department...

 

[zup]

That's why we have underlings. It's no fun if you have to do every little detail yourself.

 

[Rystic]

We thought up a few more today:

AM I RITE
-- As the Amurites, be the first civilization to finish the tech tree.

Banned
-- As the Bannor, after adopting Crusade, eliminate all remaining civilizations without switching out of it.

The Middle Man
-- Trade Fine Clothes or Jewelry for Pearls, then Pearls for Fine Clothes or Jewelry (whichever you didn't in the first trade), as any non-Lanun, non-Kuriotate team.

Fakeout
-- Build the Tower of Alteration, Tower of Necromancy, Tower of Elementalism, Tower of Divination, and the 6th-level Altar of the Luonnatar, then win a conquest victory.

Orthus, Barbarian Peasant
-- Kill Orthus on the turn he comes out.

The Cold Shoulder
-- Either have a hidden nationality unit on Letum Frigis, or have Letum Frigis in your borders and refuse to sign open borders with the Illians, when an Illian unit is within one tile of it.

Our First Weapon Is Surprise!
-- Control a unit that has both the Hidden and Inquisitioner promotions.

The Party Of The Century
-- As the Balseraphs, have a Golden Age contributed to by Bone Palace, religious astronomical signs, Great People, and your worldspell.

Paul "The Midnight Shadow" Revere
-- Spread Council of Esus to 25 cities with a single horseman.

They Found Me In My Dreams!
-- Kill Hemah with a Spectre.

 

[Lade]

The Party Of The Century
-- As the Balseraphs, have a Golden Age contributed to by Bone Palace, religious astronomical signs, Great People, and your worldspell.

That sounds difficult

 

[Rystic]

The Party Of The Century
-- As the Balseraphs, have a Golden Age contributed to by Bone Palace, religious astronomical signs, Great People, and your worldspell.

That sounds difficult

It wouldn't be an achievement if it was easy

 

[orangelex44]

It's easier than you'd think. The only really hard part would be getting the astro sign at the right time, otherwise you could always keep the GP around, not use your spell, and have the Bone Palace be one turn away from victory. Sooner or later, there has to be a sign...

 

[Rystic]

It's easier than you'd think. The only really hard part would be getting the astro sign at the right time, otherwise you could always keep the GP around, not use your spell, and have the Bone Palace be one turn away from victory. Sooner or later, there has to be a sign...

I'd think I'd wait for the sign, then immediately pop my worldspell and great person. That'd give me enough time to complete Bone Palace normally.

It might be hard to line up, but it's definitely do-able.

 

[Nor'easter]

Ministry of Truth
-- Convert all the other players (at least four) to the Order


Ministry of Peace
-- After achieving Ministry of Truth, be at war with all other players.


Ministry of Love
-- Do Ministry of Peace as Basium

EDIT: Yeah, mine aren't as awesome as Rystic's, and you'll notice a theme. But really, it was partially so I could use the 1984 naming theme. I'm a really bad PR department...

Now all you need is something for the Ministry of Plenty to round out the 1984 theme.

 

[Nor'easter]

Fakeout
-- Build the Tower of Alteration, Tower of Necromancy, Tower of Elementalism, Tower of Divination, and the 6th-level Altar of the Luonnatar, then win a conquest victory.

This one is hilarious.

 

[MasterofDisasta]

They Found Me In My Dreams!
-- Kill Hemah with a Spectre.

Funniest thing I've heard all week. Now we just need a snide taunt about killing Loki after his stupid "I'm here." ... Wait who am I kidding? No one kills Loki. That should be an acheivement on its own.