favorite monarchy

Elizabeth II. Would be Elizabeth I, but she was horrid (to put it lightly) to the Irish (which happens to be much of my ancestry). Could also be Victoria, except that a period in which people were so convinced legs made men turn into lust-driven animals that the table skirt was invented to cover table legs.

Yes, but in the rare occasion you might require extra storage space (I don't know, maybe you're a food runner or something?), you've got the shelf space there at your hip! I imagine it could also be used ala greenhouse effect for keeping large groups of people warm, though whether that's from the dress or their own dirty minds is up to your imagination.
 
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