Favorite Simpsons Quote

[Mr. Dictator]

My latest attempt at a Spam-free thread.

if you dont know what to post the spam must have got to you, go see a medic.

mine would probably be in my sig, read it yourself.

 

[Inter4]

''Two beer or not two beer'' - Homer Simson

 

[The Yankee]

My signature.

A couple words were changed, but overall, it's almost the same.

 

[Japanrocks12]

"Beer- The solution to everything"

 

[The Yankee]

"Beer...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"


"I'll finally know what J. stands for. From this day forward, I will be known as... Homer... Jay Simpson!"

 

[Norlamand]

"You're not gonna eat meat!" Homer
"No," Lisa
"What about porkchops?"
"no"
"Ham?"
"NO!"
"Bacon?"
"Dad, they all come from the same animal!!"
"Yes Lisa, a wonderful, MAGICAL animal, hehhehe"

not the same written out.....

 

[Shadylookin]

ah the favorite of kids on a road trip. Are we there yet are we there yet

 

[Strider]

Mine is:

"It takes alot to impress me. WOW!!! Look at that!! A red Car!!" -Homer

 

[The Sims]

Mmmm me - Homer

 

[Plexus]

In loving memory:

Milhouse: "Mr. Rogers drunk!" [they play that tape]
Mr. Rogers: [drunkenly] What, what do you mean I can't take off my sweater? I'm hot!

 

[WickedSmurf]

Homer: "If something is hard to do, it's probably not worth doing".

Kinda sums up my philosophy on things... Don't do it yourself if you can get someone else to do it for you.

 

[jpowers]

Mmmmm, rich creamery butter...

 

[Knowze Gungk]

bonjourrrrr, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkies!

- Grounds Keeper Willy, teaching french class.

 

[polymath]

I love Homer's song:

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who sells me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, the distance to my beer
So, I'll have a drink of beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer
That'll bring us back to 'doh!'

 

[SideshowBob]

Marge: "Kids can be so cruel..."
Bart: "We can?!! Thanks, mum!"

And a song, we often sing this together my brother and I, when we are bored and sitting in the car.

Barney: "Buy me a beer,
two bucks a glass,
come on, help me!
I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me a brandy,
a snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink terpentine..."

Moe: "Move it you drunk
or I'll bust your rear end..."

Barney: "I found two bucks!"

Moe: "Then come in my friend..."

Bart and Homer or just Homer?: "So let us leave,
on this heart warming scene..."

Bart: "May I be a booze hound?"

Homer: "Not until your sixteen"
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And of course who could forget about Sideshow Bob.
There's one episode where he says something about hating people.

Sideshow Bob: "Especially Lisa..." People look confused at him. "But especially Bart!"

 

[Superevie]

Homer: I smell cake! :sniff: Best wishes... :sniff: and farewell!

Nelson Muntz: Your old man has an awesome nose!

Bart: That's nothing. He can hear pudding.


(Great idea MD!)

 

[Shabbaman]

Homer has passed out on the floor, under the influence. He's reaching for something (probably food, maybe the remote control, I forgot), and a eerie voice over says:

"Use the Fork, homer, use the fork..."

 

[Superevie]

Originally posted by Shabbaman
Homer has passed out on the floor, under the influence. He's reaching for something (probably food, maybe the remote control, I forgot), and a eerie voice over says:

"Use the Fork, homer, use the fork..."

You're thinking of the ep. where homer becomes a body guard. He is protecting the mayor from the mafia at the dinner theater and mark Hamill (Luke skywalker) is performing. He tells homer to use the forks, but at first it sounds like "use the force" to him.

 

[SideshowBob]

Oh, I had forgotten that that one!

"Use the fork, Homer, use the fork"

 

[Shabbaman]

Hm... no, that doesn't ring a bell... I really recall him lying on the floor in front of the television. I'll check into it. What season is the ep. you're referring to? Here in the Netherlands they're pretty backwards if it comes to the broadcasting of the simpsons...