Favorite Simpsons Quote

[mabellino]

from the X-Files episode

Bart: I am the thing, from Uranus!

or is that "Zing" from uranus... can't tell due to laughter

 

[metalhead]

I see! It's so simple! Wait, no it isn't. It's needlessly complicated.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Ralph: I bent my Wookie

Superintendant Chalmers: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy

Comic Book Guy: Sarcasm detector, Oh, that's a real useful invention!